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Meant to pre-empt on this this am, but got overtaken by events.

1000s of protesters overnight in London - Police will be stoned (so it's their fault?) - they will be blamed - Cars overturned - Windows smashed - Chaos - Litter.

But what I really wanted to ask was - where are all the Loos??

Or does everyone bring a doggie-bag?? The mind boggles!

   
   tim,

   What can I say -  the mind boggles !     ;D

   Guese they they will blow all thier cares to the wind --  so to speak !     ;D

   floss xxx

We were wondering that too - great crowds herded and not allowed to move for hours - for goodness sake, someone must get caught short in that lot.

Saw shots of people hurling abuse at the police - it's not their fault, they're just doing their job.

Tim, A friend of ours went to Times Square in NY to see the new year in and she reckoned that a lot of the people used pads.lol

   Wonder how many with 'down with Capitalism ' banners --   are drawing benefits !!     ::)

  Perhaps I have got it wrong  --  someone will tell me , [ I hope ]

  floss xxx

 

   Nooo, shirlton,

   Couldn't pee my pants if someone paid me  [  except when I was 6 ]

   floss xxx

Lucky you floss - happens to me every time I sneeze  ;D ;D

Lushy x

Quote from: shirlton on April 01, 2009, 18:52:20
Tim, A friend of ours went to Times Square in NY to see the new year in and she reckoned that a lot of the people used pads.lol

oh will not be able to watch those ads again wthout that mental image popping up :P

pooping??

Have you never seen one of these?

http://shop.packyourbags.com/acatalog/Shewee_Ladies_Wee_Funnel.html

Yes but i am too, too young, i'd rather drink less!!1

Bit hit and miss - wouldn't like to try that after a few bevvies  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

QuoteLucky you floss - happens to me every time I sneeze

PMSL!!!

I'd second the she-wee though.. have found this one the best http://www.whizproducts.co.uk/en/

Quote from: lewic on April 01, 2009, 21:04:59

QuoteLucky you floss - happens to me every time I sneeze

PMSL!!!

Yeah that too if its really funny  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Lushy x

  Sorry lushy, forgot to mention  ' coughing ' !      ::)

  floss xxx

 

Quote from: lewic on April 01, 2009, 21:04:59

QuoteLucky you floss - happens to me every time I sneeze

PMSL!!!

I'd second the she-wee though.. have found this one the best http://www.whizproducts.co.uk/en/

How do you use that with trousers? i have horrible mental image of a little old lady stood in the men's toilets now :-\

Quotei have horrible mental image of a little old lady stood in the men's toilets now

Thats probably me!!

Its a bit more tricky with trousers, but can be done. Depends on the stretchiness of the fabric and how low your zip is.  And how many drinks you have had before attempting the manoevre  :P

The soap dodgers probably just piss theirselves anyway.    :-[   >:(        ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: tim on April 01, 2009, 18:27:54
Police will be stoned

I little bit of enlightenment wouldn't go amiss.  Maybe they too will grow their hair long and join the justified protests ;D