Allotments 4 All

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:      
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty  
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball        
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = bootie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x =  skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:                                                    a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:                                                    a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = biscuits
o = hiney
p = chunks
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Oh great! Just call me Lumpy Appletoes! ;D

Hmm, not sure if I like Loopy Applebuns!

Jerry

 ;DDINKY BUBBLE_LIPS ;D   :o

Oh and I'm Fluffy Applesniffer. Much better than my maiden name - Fluffy Girdlebutt.

Loopy Wafflechunks......... ::)


Sounds like an american breakfast cereal..... ;D

bootie appletush....going to do it with everyone now.....Do you mind if I post it elsewhere Aquilega?

Help yourself Val. I was emailed it, so it's just doing the rounds!

Thanks I don't like to just do it, thought I'd check first..ta.

"Poopsie Bubblebuns"   ;D Think I sound like a poodle!  :) busy_lizzie

Who is Buttercup Cootietush?

Me!  ;D

loopy appletush?

Bootie Bubblebrain, I am.  Better than pre-marriage Bootie Bubblefanny ;D

Crusty apple-butt!

Some might say quite fitting...

I am Loopy Applesniffer ;D  and proud of it.  
Mind you O.H is Stinky Applesniffer ;D  How DID you know????

Tootie Bananasniffer :D ;D  Can't recall ever sniffing a banana ;) :D :)

Pinky WaffleChunks!

and Pinky KisserBuns before I met and married Ava!  ;D  Anyone want their buns kissed?

I'm Zippy Applebutt  ??? I suppose it could have been worse!  ;D

I am now the new and lively"loopy appletush""my husband is "Zippy Appletush nice.
What a fun idea well done. ;D