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You're in the middle aren't you, or was it way at the start?  Probably the start...... ;D Please tell me you haven't lost your script again......
Derek!!!! Noooo! Not yet!!
I don't know why I bother.....stalks out....last one to the pub is a big girls blouse........And I was 100m champion 3 years running, I'll have you know..  8)  shame it was for sprout hurling though.... ;D

On yer Marks....get s......GO!!!!  ;D run run run run run.....stop...pant....run run run run.....slams hand on bar!!! Last.... ::) What yer having Dominique?

Quote from: undercarriage plan on December 24, 2005, 00:39:48
You're hired....But why am I awake?

Thanks UP.  I bet you stayed up to watch Catherine Cookson!!  It's been on all week and goes on until midnight.  It has put my sleeping patterns out a bit for it is almost 1 am by the time I have checked the computer etc.

Pauline

Well, it wasn't much good me saying that 'cos they're all in the pub.  Well, I suppose I had better trot off after them and keep them in control.....trot.. trot..trot...trot....  Open door of pub.......
"Get out, no horses in here" the landlord shouts.

Quick, where's the fairy godmother.  Can she change me into a beautiful young woman instead of an old nag ??? 

Now, now Pauline!! Erm....you may have found it easier to have left the costume back there..? Just a thought..
What'll it be? Dominque's on her 2nd jug of ale....I'm on the mineral water... ;D

Yes, I've left the costume behind now but still want fairy Godmother to change me into a beautiful young woman!!  :'(

I will have a glass of wine please then at least after a couple of drinks I will feel a beautiful young woman even if I am not.   ;D ;D

Some would say Brad Pitt was a beautiful young man, Gandhi was not.

I rest my case.

Merry Christmas Pauline.

Oh Pauline, you daft mare....... ;D ;D ;D  Get it?? You daft mare!!...Sorry.... ;D....ahem.......pint, please.....  :-X

Thank you TM, I hope you have a happy Christmas too.

You'll get a kick up the backside UP for calling me a daft mare.   >:(  I'm not daft nor am I a silly old donkey.  I am now a young filly having had a few glasses of wine.   ;)  ;D
I will show my horspitality ...yes, horspitality, by asking if anyone would like a drink.  It's on me folks!!   ;D

Sorry Pauline.... I so rarely manage to retain any jokes whatsoever....that I had too!! But I have given myself a stern finger waggling and put myself in the corner...... can I have a glass of still orange please??  :P

I'm an ass  ;D

PS Lottie, I don't mind where I come as long as I do  ;D

OY You lot have just got home. Just checking to see if all is in order. Waited for all of you in Chatteris (never heard of it?????) I was going to buy you all a drink. Have gotta go again to have ANOTHER drinky drops next door with Lorna.. I was very good I only drank HALF a bottle of Brandy at Alysons. Night night see you in my dreams. ;D One small Grand daughter hung on me saying Can I come home with you Nan? I even told her she would miss Father Christmas. See what a lovely Nan I am . I only walloped her three times. ;D

Can I come home with you, Lorna???? ??? I've lost control of the entire cast, Ady won't come on when he's supposed too, and you have the brandy! :'( ;)
Sweet dreams, matey, have a wonderful, wonderful day... :-*

Course you can Lottie but you had better come to No 36 as the celebrations are continuing round there. Plenty of Brandy mate I had 5 bottles amongst my birthday presents ;D I told Pauline I had lost control of the cast. You are too easy on them. I'm off nightcap is getting warm next door ::)Love to all the little lotties xxx

Okidoke!! See you there, just need to get me 7 cases down from the loft....... thud..... won't be long!

Lottie, can I come too.  I am not big, just little.!!!!

Lottie  tell me what does A4A Panto ....GG    stand for   i.e.  GG???


:-*

Erm....well..... it's either Gorgeously Grandiose, or Gruesome Gunk or Giggle Giggle.... choose after the performance...... :)
Cos you can petal!! See you at Lorna's, how many cases you bringing? Just the 5, no probs... ;D

Nar  only got One.    Will be there after the Church Service, OK??? 



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Ooo more room for mine, cos it is! I'll ick you up after, may have to be the JCB though....  8)
Awww sad now.....  where's me matey Dibs... :'(

Crikey where am I ...... (Stands up bashes head on table) Oh Bugger I'm still in the Beadles Arms.

Lottie what day is it ?? Tell me you are joking....not another lost day, no presents wrapped sorry folks got to go.
(leaves pub in a flap)
Wahay here's a trusty steed, back to Tyneside and step on it. Best stop at an all night garage OH'll have to make do with Malteezers again.(Clip clop etc)

Stop here Dobbin, Shell garage on the left. We've made great time (kisses horse on nose)


(Blinding flash - horse turns into Pauline.) Hey Pauline that's a bonny dress, going somewhere. To the ball with me, OK always wanted a princess. Maybe we can get up to a bit horseplay after ?

Reedos exits with his princess, OH and Malteezers a distant memory and they all live happily ever after...

The End ;D