A4A Panto....GG

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OOOooooohhhhhh....cos!!! Right, well, she says hiding blushes, think a full dress rehearsal may be in order, but Delilah is out on the razzle again. ::) so will have to wait, lost Lorna, Max is playing with his wand,Icy's back in the cupboard, Reedos is talking to a jug, Aiken? Best no to talk about that....and as for Cinders..well.....very sad...but it shouldn't be that noticeable...and Derek's lost his box again.....I'm off to the pub... ;D ;D ;D

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[terrace max]

Quitter.

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Turns around sharpish and removes all wand privelages....stalks off to cry in corner......

[terrace max]

Feel terrible.

Right, I'm off to the pub. Bye all!

[undercarriage plan]

Awwww Dominique!!! No!!! Come back!! Here you go pet!! Here's you eyelashes, and gown and tiara.....blessed Cinders has, well...let me whisper...........so there you have it...so sad, you're the new Cinders!! Now learn your lines and will you move your sheep? They've cornered Ady.... ::)
Pub? ;D

[redimp]

Now then, what AM I to do with all these sheep?  Errrrm?  ::) :o  ;D

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Erm.....you really want me to answer that...?

[lorna]

Dominique. Don't believe a word the management say. I was kind enough to give up my part so they could have cuppas and currant buns and they even pinched that job. (They set up brews in the orchestra pit!!) They keep changing so many things I have had to have a lay down with a bottle beside me. I will wish you luck, you will need it :'(

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Right I'm taking control!!!! Scuse me Lorna...stepping over her....Everyone in costume and ready for dress rehearsal at 11:30..... ;D

[redimp]

Oop - by about 11.30, my pointy things might be a little bit droopy - especially after I have tried out the Fairy Godmother's latest chat up line.

[Delilah]

Delilah is out on the razzle again. ::)

I wish...........................what with limp wands :-\, stroppy divas demanding costumes changes, eyebrow waxing, droopy pointy bits :o and script changes and not to mention trying to make Aiken's bum look small and you lot all at the pub I haven't had a minute to meself ....................... am verging on a nervous breakdown ...the pressure is just all toooooooooo much  ???

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Sorry, Delilah...was them though....they kept asking for revisions....sniff....it's all been so traumatic.....
Can we start hair removal now??? That'll cheer me up!!! ;D

[Delilah]

So who's first then..............................form an orderly queue....................................first one on the couch please ;)

Aiken and Max (you are still the ugly sisters aren't you) ..............................chest wax I think......................come on boys don't be scared, it will be swift and painless ;D

[terrace max]

it will be swift and painless

That's my other chat up line.  :)

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 ::) ::) ::) ;) Think chest and upper lip should do it....

[Delilah]

full leg and bikini line ;D

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 :-X

[wardy]

Congrats Lottie!  Such  wonderful performance despite having to work with such rank amateurs, esp Clang and TM.  I don't think they were fully focussed from the off you know (looking down nose in sniffy fashion)

Next year Lots pick your actors from the Rada dear,. Mind you twice the price!

[redimp]

I'm ready - you don't think it's a little skimpy do you?

[Delilah]

You carry it off beautifully Clanger, especially now that you've had all your bits waxed ;D

Thought we had rehersals at 11.30 where is everybody? ::) ???

There there Dominque don't cry! We'll find you another part :D