A4A Panto....GG

[undercarriage plan]

Withdrawn due to Stage Fright of all cast members....... ::) I'll let you down in a min Delilah...... ;D ;)

[undercarriage plan]

[Delilah]

Stage Fright......never.................................Bah Humbug more like ;)

Lets try again!

Cinderella

Directed by Wardy (you'll get everyone organised won't you Wardy ;))

I'll do costumes!

Who shall we cast as the Ugly Sisters then Lottie? ;D

[Icyberjunkie]

Well with Tims prowess perhaps he could provide the pumpkin!

[terrace max]

Flippin eck Ms Underpants Plan - give us a chance. Comedic genius doesn't fall out of the sky y'know...I've been thinking about a witty response to this thread all day...and here it is:

I've got a big part for Svea if she's interested...

(sheer genius)

[redimp]

I want to play the sofa.

[terrace max]

He's behind you!

[undercarriage plan]

Sorry...she says hanging her head in shame.....it's just the sheer stress and pressure of such a massive producion, Lovies.....
Ugly Sisters.....mmm....thanks for that, Delilah...am sooo glaring at you!! Well, one has to be Aiken.. ;D and I think Max for the other, may keep him out of mischief and reduce running abliltiy.....begsy do make up and hair removal... ;D ;D ;D
You're the fairy Delilah!! Have all the wires and everything!! You'll be fine cos I'll be hanging on the other end and whirling you about in a wafty manner.....
Ady, you're the genie!! So want to see you in those slippers!

[redimp]

I am so chuffed - I want to see me in some curly slippers to.  I am sure I can make loads of jokes about things pointing at the ceiling.  I can be camp too if that is what the director demands.

[Delilah]

I didn't mean you for an ugly Lottie - was just asking you a question, don't be so sensitive girl!!!!

Would only have to use pink hair dye on Max - no wigs needed there .......................but might need to purchase bright purple wig for aiken!!!!

Ady as the Genie - Pure Genius - but didn't think there was a Genie in cinders!!!!!!!!!

Can't do Fairy I'm afraid - definately backstage for me!!!!!!!

Who's for Prince Charming? ;D

[Derek]

Can I conduct the Orchestra please?

Can't read music...tone deaf ...but I wave a mean stick about...plenty of 8' canes down the lottie I could use.  ;D

Derek

[undercarriage plan]

Erm, Delilah....tugging sleeve....didn't think you did mean me..... ::) ::) ::) And Ady, slppers and silk, I feel, and you can even hold my little shiny cup for a prop.....lots of gesticulating, and moustache twirling, inuendo and big, big eye make up!! Pointing and hurrahing, must paractice those dance steps though....here...try the pole...... ;D ;D
And if this is real panto, then we need a gal in boots for Prince charming....have been pondering....mm.......Lorna!!! Yup Lorna....
Derek, sorted!

[Delilah]

Just Buttons, the Fairy and Cinders left to cast then :)

[Yellow Petals]

I've been thinking all day about a witty response to this thread all day...and here it is:

I've got a big part for Svea if she's interested...

(sheer genius)

Oooo fnarr fnarr

[terrace max]

I thank you (bows)

[AikenDrum]

< ... How come I went from being Miss Cheviots too an Ugly Sister ?  ... ponders the implications of this sudden re-casting decision  ...    ???

P.S. and what are my lines ?  Oh !  I see, those ones set up on the mirror on the coffee table ?  gosh phankx !   *whistles innocently*

[undercarriage plan]

Pssst, Max...you're supposed to curtsey... ::)
Well I want a genie!! Have got all excited bout seeing Ady in curly slippers now! Cinderella...mm.....think there's only one person for this job really.....oh Jags.....come out, come out where ever you are.. ;D ;D ;D Here, try the slipper, is only clingfilm on cardbord at the min, but it's a work in progress....the fairy ......mm .....need input on this one......
Aiken, your wigs wonky.....

[AikenDrum]

u_p and you've got a big phat  .....  heart   :P

[undercarriage plan]

And you have a big, huge........bubble bath!! ;D ;)

[AikenDrum]

Well, it's had a few nicknames over the years  ... but surprised it's reached Suphuk  ... I'm trying to live it down these days  *sighs*

[lorna]

Hang about you lot. I have been without computer since 9pm last night (Long story) and it is taking me all my time to catch up on posts. No computer for 23hours any one got any valium :'( In view of the above can I have more time to rehearse please? I bet you all thought I had been quiet for a change