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Oooh! Rub me!!!  ;D

You bin on the pop Clang .....................if you insist.................I'll rub...................there you go ;D

Ah there - I'm back  ;D

Well, Ady will be pleased.... ;D ;)

Why am I awake? ???

Just found out you lot are having a Panto.  

Can I be a horse?  I could gallop down to the pub, trot back and nag anyone who has too much.  This could be my mane job.  I can kick anyone up the backside if they forget their lines or get out of order.  I can eat my oats when everyone else is sowing theirs.   You have got to have a panto horse... it just wouldn't be complete without one!

Pauline

You're hired....But why am I awake?

" Your both blooming UGLY my daughters!"


.....ohhhhhhhhh was that delivery a bit late....?

<sheepish smile>

;D

Don't know about you other luvvies - but I think Lottie should host an after-show party in the Chat Room tonight.

Drinks are on her, of course.

Darn.....I seem to have mislaid all my money.......nevermind...Ozzy will lend me a grand.... ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: undercarriage plan on December 24, 2005, 00:35:59
Why am I awake? ???

Don't know Lotts, why were you awake?

OI you lot shut up and listen!  Lottie you have GOT to hold the party now money or no without excuses - we are Diva's you know!

Newsflash has it the public liked it.  Well one person anyway,  Actually the only person that saw it.  well read it anyway...well had it read while tieddown and sat on??

Who I hear you ask?   I SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Who I hear you ask?  well bloddy well ask then?

My dear mum thats who....  and she actually laughed!  We're famous now!!!  Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

So whens the next show?

Come on Lottie out the pub again and get writing  ;D

No, shan't...I'm currently occupied with far more important things..... ???

Delilah, I have no idea!! Went to bed, went to sleep, woke up.....so I wasn't asleep anymore.....most strange! Lovely and quiet in the house though! Not a peep....think it may have been the worry concerning Ady and his wick and Max's limp wand though...

QuoteMax's limp wand

Just forget that bit now, Ok!

What time does the party start?

Why haven't I got anything better to do?

Well.....so many answers and so little time...  ;D
Ady's slippers need recurling, no idea where we left Aiken, or you could go get the drinks in???

Quote from: terrace max on December 24, 2005, 12:38:51
Why haven't I got anything better to do?

I don't know....................... why haven't you got anything better to do?

Pauline Thank goodness you have arrived now I have someone else who can be sensible. I have tried really hard to control them but have failed miserably. Have gotta go now, gotta shower and make myself pretty (I heard that ruddy remark Icy :'( :'( :'() off to daughters, whole family get together.. fun and games. Bye all

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Have a wonderful time, Lorna!! But....but....you mean we're not all invited too. ??? Ady, put the blessed sheep down!!! Aiken shouldn't be like this for too much longer....and we will behave promise... :-* ;)

Tah rah rah Boom-de-ay...Tah rah rah boooo...  have we started yet?

Derek

I'm waiting - I do not come until the end.