A4A Panto....GG

[undercarriage plan]

Right, Ive done it...no really...I have... ::) The swaying is just to get the rhythm right...

        Cinderella Take 2 (better blessed well stop there..)

Enter Buttons carrying two pumkins, singing I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts....trips and hurls them for Svea to catch ready for heckling..
Enter wicked step mother with large whip. ::) and both ugly sisters..
Step mum singing " I did it My Way...
Ugly sister 1 - Where's me beer?
Ugly sister 2 - You have a huge butt
Enter Cinderella
Ugly sister 1 hurls keg of beer at Cinders, then runs to retireve in a panicky manner
Having returned from A & E......Cinderella, Centre stage sings Shut uppa Your Face...
Enter Priince Charming
Prince Charming - Hey Toots....Mmmm nice tache you have there..
Cinderella giggles in a coquetish manner ( you may have to practice this Jags.. ::))
Prince Charming - Fancy a vertical simulation of the horizontal mating dance, Darlin'?
Cinders- No, no, no,no ,no....Oh alright then, but no tongues..
Lots of thigh slapping and twirling..
Cinders - Ooo eck is that the time, I must away....Darn, I've dropped me clingfilm slipper....
Prince Charming - I will search all the bars and drinking establishments throughout the land til I claim you as my own!!
Enter Genie and Fairy godmother... ;D, doing the tango whilst genie rubbing his lamp and getting on the Fairy godmother's wick....A quick rendition of "Come all Ye Faithful.." then pirouettes off stage...
Prince Charming - I'm back, Here's you shoe, now can we have a shag??

Lots of thigh slapping, punching and general bedlam, finale of  " Voulez vous Couchez avec moi..." Please...OK Lorna.. ::) ;) And Derek waves his stick...
   The End

Phew..Hey Wards!!! How's you?!? Fancy a bevy? OK you lot, be back at closing.... ;D ;D ;D

[undercarriage plan]

[redimp]

What about me - has the genie been dropped - luckily Wardy rubbed me spout and out I came.  How's about
The genie enters Prince Charming!

[Svea]

*catches pumpkin
i cant believe you want me to abuse this fine specimen for heckling purposes. something as fine as this should be made into pumpkin preserve, or pumpkin sweet and sour, or pumpkin risotto, or pumpkin pasties or.....
*leaves theatre

[undercarriage plan]

Am sooo sobbing!! Ady!! Sorry....OK erm will revise script and get back to you...Pint?  ;D

[lorna]

Regards Vouley vous couche avec moi A. You are too drunk and " you might at least say please, or even merci

[undercarriage plan]

Revised....OK..can I go finish my tequila now? I still haven't managed the slamming bit, keep hurling, poor Reedos is soaked... :-X
OK, OK Lorna!! Am on the case...honestly... ::) ;)

[Derek]

Can I wave my stick NOW?????...box collapses....ooooph

Derek

[reedos]

Hey Lottie will you stop with all this panto re-writing lark, my glass is empty.


Oh it's ok take your time just rung my shirt out, managed to get a half a bottle out of it.

Is nobody else coming to the bar ??  Ady now you've been rubbed and are all big again how about getting down here and giving me a hand am struggling to keep Lottie upright on my own....

[undercarriage plan]

Right revision 203 done, Derek....am going to burn your box....Reedos, what you doing up there... ???

[Icyberjunkie]

heeeeeeellllllllllllllp someone  heeelpp.  I've been locked in the broom cupboard.. Heeeeeeeeeeel  ohhhhhhhhh,  OOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOO  whose that,   ooooooOOOOOOOO you got my whip  ermmmmm  heellllloo anybody....good no one heard me  <giggle>  so you are who exactly, cani put the light on <ouch!>...oh yes mistress I won't ask..........

[terrace max]

When do I get to do something with my wand? ???

[undercarriage plan]

Opens door....ICY!!! Put the broom down!!! You're needed in make up for eye brow plucking.... ;D
You out of batteries again, Max? ::)

[redimp]

You can wave your wand over my wick anytime Fairy Godmother.

[terrace max]

Sorry its gone a bit limp. Delilah just sat on it... ::)

[undercarriage plan]

Well, we'll just have to strap it up, here you go....passes a garden cane and some parcel tape.......Though you must be more careful with it...

[redimp]

I dno't know about you but my wicks hot - someone just lit me lamp.  Good job I came out for Wardy or we would have had to call blue watch.

[terrace max]

passes a garden cane and some parcel tape

Actually a pea stick would do. Or a plant label. Ok just give us a match...

[undercarriage plan]

Tooth pick do? Ady...erm...did you just say you came out for Wardy or have I had too much tequila... ???

[terrace max]

Tooth pick

Offer or request?

[redimp]

I did - I came out for Wardy when she rubbed my spout.