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what did you get up to last night?? and why have you got a pink ribbon and a rosette tied to your wotsit??

groan, I can't remember....but I think I won first prize........ :D

What a night!! I grabbed another bottle, put my foot down, got a ticket for speeding. I knew I would polish off Georgie's Cognac before Emaggie could get there hence the 2nd bottle :)

I missed it :'( :'( :'(

Dad, are we nearly there yet

Thanks Georgie for a great party, not been to one as good since last Saturday ;D. Me dogs are barking after all that bopping. What were we celebrating by the way?

Hope you've got the sick bucket in your car Jeannine. :-X ;D

Where's the hostess? I don't think she has surfaced yet!!!

under the table in the corner  ;D

ROFL!  What are you lot like?  I've been down the cash and carry all day replenishing the stocks.   ;D

G x

that was fun, and i'd love to do it again, unfortunately i've been grounded, as I couldn't find a reasonable explanation as to how an unknown pair of secateurs ended up in the glove compartment of my car  :D

Has somebody catapaulted me to another time zone  ??? This is serious swinging 60's going on here.

Rhubarb - was it worth hot-wiring you had the key after all  ;D

Ninnyscrops

Help.. I woke up this morning with my clothes on in side out... can anyone tell me why?

You dressed yourself ??????? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

It was a lot better than the last party I went to. I thought I was on a winner when everyone threw their keys in the middle, but I ended up going home with a tin of corned beef

Blimey I had a sleepover and got stuck in the Z bed, wheres everyone gone  ???   and wheres my Culture Club LP's,   :o  aaaahhhhh my pants are on back to front.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 8)

I see that my disguise as The Invisible Woman has worked! I was there taking notes and all your fun has been recorded for posterity..mwahahahah!

;)








P.S. d**n, missed a good night again!

Quote from: cornykev on October 20, 2008, 21:02:03...and wheres my Culture Club LP's

I wondered when someone was going to admit to bringing those.   ;)  Sorry, I've melted them a bit to make plant pot holders.   ;D  ;D  ;D

Star and RT, ever thought of a career in writing Christmas cracker jokes?   ;)

G x

strange thing Georgie, last Christmas when we pulled our crackers, all the jokes were the same - HELP I'M BEING HELD PRISONER IN A CHRISTMAS CRACKER FACTORY! What's funny about that??

as Dr Johnson definitely said - sir, your jokes are both original and funny. However the jokes that are original aren't funny and the jokes that are funny aren't original

......and who tied those budgie bells to your plimsoles then Georgie?  ;D

I decided to behave myself, mainly because Georgie has a photo of me on the floor at my daughters 25th Anniversary, I didn't want to be blackmailed :o

So who drunk the rest of the cognac then?????