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Erm, I'm not exactly sure ::)

Can I have a different question please ;D

cj :)

I believe its the opposite of inebriated and prone, which many of us may be more familiar with ;D

I am also not on this swap but I have been checking in for the jokes everyday - brilliant job carolinej  :) 

Nice to know I'm not the only one with such a bad sense of humour ;) ;D ;D ;D

cj :)

I have to confess like Suzanne and saddad I'm not in this swap but i have to check out your jokes every day

lbb

me, too  ;D

and me!   ;D

Ditto (sad lurking a speciality)

ditto to all the above ::)

Day 75.

Aaaargh, the pressure now I know you are all watching me. :o

There has been no news today, so I should do a joke. Nerves are getting to me!! I dont think I can do it................................................................

Just kidding ;D Would I let you down?(Dont answer that!!)

Here's a particularly cringy one ;D ;D ;D

A dog limped into a bar in the old west, a gun held in one paw. The bar fell silent as the canine stranger looked around. Finally, he broke the silence:

"I'm lookin' fer the man who shot mah paw..."

cj :)

 ;D

Its arrived ;D

But maybe i should of not said, so we got more jokes :)

Delete your post SBG, before Caroline sees it then......quick ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8)



oooh did I say that out loud

Day 76.

Well, there has been news on the parcel so I really shouldnt post a joke.

On the other hand, the parcel is nearly back home, so maybe I could make an exception tonight ::)

Oh, go on then, but dont let me make a habit of it ;D



Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH.

He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back, wide eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.

The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks.

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 142."

cj :)

Glad you gave in to temptation with that one, Caroline!
  ;D ;D

Perhaps one of CJ stars should be a medal ,for services to mirth and looking after us all during the passage of the parcel.
Well done ol'bean.

Very good...........it takes a lot for me to chuckle out loud, but you have succeeded on a number of occasions Caroline :D.

Very well done, I have really enjoyed this PTP ;D ;D ;D

Day 77.

Thanks for all your comments. Nice to be of service ;D

Everyone sing along with me (to the tune of 'the  conga')

NO NEWS ON THE PARCEL
NO NEWS ON THE PARCEL
HA HAA HA HA
HA HAA HA HA

;D
Here we go!!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Conga!
Conga who?
Conga go on meeting like this!

I can here the moans from here!!! ;D ;D ;D

cj :)

Day 78.

No news ;D

I dont think there's much chance till after the bank holiday now, so I advise you deactivate notification on this thread if your nerves are getting frayed by all the frivolity ;D ;D ;D

TINY BIKINY

A 16-year-old girl bought herself a very tiny bikini. She went home and put it on, then showed her mother how she looked in it. "What do you think mom?"

Her mother replied, "I think that if I had worn that when I was your age, you'd be five years older!"

cj :)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: carolinej on May 23, 2008, 22:58:51

NO NEWS ON THE PARCEL
HA HAA HA HA
HA HAA HA HA

;D
Here we go!!

I can here the moans from here!!! ;D ;D ;D

cj :)

Quotes slightly out of context I know - but are we getting a bit blofeld here? Do you have by any chance a white persian cat you are stroking??