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Day 21.
Aaaargh! No news  ::)

Here we go again!

Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes?

A: They'd crack each other up!

cj :)

They probably wouldn't get the yoke ;D ;D ;D ::)

Au contraire, star! (notice the bit of french there ;D)

Chickens are the best when it comes to jokes. That's why we call them commedi-hens! ;D ;D ;D

cj :)

Groaaaaaannnnnnnn........................................................ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D (very good)

Did you hear about the bloke who went to a fancy dress party naked? He was asked what he came as, he said "A turtle".

The host then asked why he had his girlfriend on his back......"Thats not my girlfriend, thats me shell"

Oh, that was awful ;D ;D ;D ;D

cj :)

Do you know that joke about a highlander who came down the high lands once a year on his bike?

Nope ???

cj :)

Do tell Ruud........I want to know now :D

Caroline......thanks :-* (they get worse ;D ;D)

okee star he went down the mountain on his bike did his job,buying yearly supplies.The last supply was a big bottle of whisky.He carried that bottle on his heart,between his sweater and jacket ,like a real highlander does.He then started his journey back on his bike up the mountain.Suddenly a car ,the poor highlander fall from his bike on the ground face down.He felt something wet on his body.The highlander look up to the sky and said: dear god i hope it is blood what i feel ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Very good ;D

cj :)

Hahaha  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Thanks Ruud ;)

It is brown and creeps up your leg?I warn you this is a nasty one. ;D ;D ;D

 ??? ??? ???

No idea.

cj :)

A loose bowel movement that is homesick

Day 22.

Well, there are enough jokes here to keep you going for this 'no news' day ::)

Jeannine, that is yuckie :P ;D I dont know if it is the right answer, but if not, I hope it's not even worse :-X ;D

Come on Ruud, put us out of our misery.

cj :)

Jeanine :o!!!! Thats awful, so glad I dont have that illness :-X ;D

Ruud.....I hope its not too rude ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :P

Sorry it was bad of me but it is the only thing I could think of XX Jeannine

PS Can I put the lights back on now, I can't see the blooming clock in the dark

Your forgiven.....it might be the answer!!

Cant see the clock? Eat more carrots, or you can bowow me specs 8) ;D

It was blackout hour, it is past nine pm now LOL

I have it, I have it, I have it!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
WOW! This is an amazing package!  I learnt a lot reading the packets too.    Will be packing it all back up for Monday morning.  Who's next!!!!!!  I'll give you a clue later! Twirlie ;D