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You're a dead-ringer for Spike Milligan, telboy! You must be out there on the farm near Woy Woy Australia...

errrrm ..Lanzarote? is there a prize?  :D

That's definitely not the UK :) I'd guess the southern hemisphere, probably Australia.

My guess is it's somewhere in the south-west of the USA. California or Nevada or Arizona or New Mexico...

I tried to cheat.. looked up your details but no location listed.(serves me right) BUT
 
BRING ME SUNSHINE    (please)

All wrong.
But is was nicely warm, & I'd supped a bottle of red - which I wouldn't recommend. That wasn't their fault - a clue?

South Africa?

I dunno mate, but if you keep buggering off for a cuppa someone's going to nick your rotorvator if you ain't careful ;)

All that pampas, I would say New Zealand?

Looby Loo  I like that.. very clever.

Oh, this is really horrible. This is so tragic. I think this last photo is proof-positive that Telboy has very unfortunately been abducted by aliens. I don't think we'll ever hear from him again.

I think the spacecraft must have been cruising along in this remote wilderness area when they happened to spot Telboy drunk and disorderly on a flagon of cheap plonk and thought they'd Do the Right Thing and remove him as all part of the environmental litter campaign.

Poor telboy... I've heard it rumoured that those aliens are in the habit of performing some very personal medical experiments on people. Ouch!

So the moral of the story may be that if you happen to get drunk as a skunk out there in the wilderness for God's sake whatever you do don't be seen by passing aliens to be trying to get amorous and romantic with a rotorvator...         

I've just had an inspiration... those bull-rushes in the background. Are we looking at a scene somewhere close to the Nile in that ancient Land of the Pharoahs which we today call Egypt? 

Guess we'll never know. Now that Telboy's been whisked away to be a lab-rat for some little green men from the planet zog I don't expect we'll ever hear from him again.

What a shame what a shame...

;D 

Gloworm. A fine inspiration.. Thats what we need on here more of humorous people!!! ;D ;Dr

How's about Cyprus?..

A South American country,  Argentina? 

Quote from: lorna on December 30, 2005, 08:42:16
Gloworm. A fine inspiration.. Thats what we need on here more of humorous people!!! ;D ;Dr

"humorous people"... ? I'm most offended! I wasn't joking at all! I genuinely believe  Telboy is now the unwilling guest of Space Visitors who are right now even as we speak performing ghastly experiments on him to see if he can be cloned for their export market in pet-meat with other planets.   

Glowworm. Nah!! Sorry mate you are wrong. Telboy just popped in here for a cuppa. Must admit he was shouting "Beam me up" as he left, so maybe!! ;D

Now now lorna you're pulling my leg!  :D "a cuppa" be damned. You probably both shared more than a nip of brandy from the flask you keep hidden behind the cushions on the sofa...  ;D

Jees, it's dark in 'ere!