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.... give me another drink and I might  be tempted to pull a few weeds!!

Teresa, if you don't delete that stupid picture by the compost heap I will take your rank away and all your stars. poor Eric, sitting on the holly leaves in his wheelchair, roundup sprayed all over him.
btw, Lynne L. is trying to get on here, hope it works, you guys know her from the beeb board? She is stone sober so we'll have to do something about that

Hi Maggie, just start at the top of this page and it'll give you an idea. Weird stuff going on, all kinds of insinuations. Tricky thing here is that you have to klick the refresh button on your toolbar to see new postings and then a whole bunch come at once. Have a drink, plenty around and if we run out here, some guys took bottles behind the compost heap, having their private party leaving the girls alone in the shed. never mind, who needs them.

Cheers all!



Seems I have some catch up to do looks like its been quite a night!

Edited to make the picture smaller !

Hey Lynne, I just saw you at the fence, just follow the path to the party, yes it's dark, you can smell your way here, just follow the alcohol fumes.

Hi Maggie welcome to the wild side Hic Hic,
Ina causing all sort of problems just cause I got a pic of her/
Hi Mega RR was trying to spray Eric's holly leaf missing and got the trees see Eric go running round that compost heap.
Ina you say someone is joining this board and sober she will do a runner when she sees this thread she will not believe were gardeners?
GIVE ME ANOTHER DRINK PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Teresa

Nowwwwwwwwwwww, how did you do THAT? Another wiz kid on the board. oi, nice picture.

Yeah, hate to say its not all down to me, easy when you know a man who knows what to do with his gadgets!!!

.. for the last time... I dont use chemicals... might smoke the occasional cabbage leaf..... but Eric's holly leaf ws natural dehiscence!!

Oh CPK lovely pic drink up and join the gang.
Good idea another one please
Now she tells me about the refresh button in my condition cannot keep my legs together and she thinks I can manage a button haaaaaaaaaaa
Teresa

Oh CPKid, that was a real neat trick! Such a surprise, I did a jump up from my chair when it came on, couldn't believe my eyes.

....oooooh I say... not to miss a  chance for innuendo.... but who doesn't like a man who knows how to use his gadgets!!!!! :P

GOOD GRIEF!!!.......................Look at the state of you lot!!  I'm late again .......been working.........................is there any booze left at all??????? ;D

Theresa I think I'll have whatever your having.....

but you can share my brandy.

Is Dan still here? I did a speech for him, complete with Hollywood tears, thanking him for this wonderful site......... when the tears cleared I saw that he was gone. If you are here. Thank you Dan!

.... he's running scared holding his refresh button....

Hellooooooooooooooooo lynne, found your way here thank goodness. Did you pass the compost heap? What are those guys doing there? Hope it rains soon hahah.

Oh god Robin LOL

I'm new on here so if there's anyone sober you have to show me around....................where's the drink hidden............
and are there any nice young men free??   :P

When did admin become Dan...?

Must have missed that bit - but hey lets drink to him the man that made all this possible.

Perhaps he is lurking by that compost heap... waiting to reveal himself!!