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                               Ronnie Corbett: So it's good night from me...
Ronnie Barker: ...and it's good night from him. Good night!
                             
                               "Goodnight Ronnie" :(

Sad news, he brought smiles to so many faces. :(

That is sad.  :(

Sad indeed, but I shall think of Fletcher being reunited with Godber and challenging the system 'upstairs'! What a legacy he leaves behind.

Choked.  :'(

'G-g-g-g-goodnight G-g-g-g-Granville.'

Safe journey Ronnie!

God Bless lovely lovely, RONNIE BARKER i had the pleasure of meeting him at the lLondon Zoo and he was such a gentleman,he will be so missed  :'( he really did make us laugh all good clean fun to.

Absolutely gutted! :'( :'( :'( He was one of the funniest men I ever had the pleasure of watching.

Cheers,
Rob :(

very sad  :'( :'( :'( god bless 

I agree ..so many great clean moments.  My favourite is close to all of us.  You know the ironmonger sketch......

"can i help you"

"Yes I'd like fork handles"

"OKay, here you are four candles"

"no no no Fork candles"

"thats what I got 4 candles.."

etc

lololololol    ;D

There were so many moments ...

Derekthefox

Porridge is the one for me. It's as good today,if not better, as any of the new stuff going around. Stands the test of time.

"naff off"

And this is one reason why he was so great...

"Good evening. I am the president of the Loyal Society for the Relief of Suffers from Pismronunciation, for the relief of people who can't say their worms correctly, or who use the wrong worms entirely, so that other people cannot underhand a bird they are spraying. It's just that you open your mouse, and the worms come turbling out in wuck a say that you dick not what you're thugging to be, and it's very distressing."

"I'm always looing it, and it makes one feel umbumftorcacle, especially when one is going about one's diddly tasks. Slopping at the Sloopermarket, for instance. Only last wonk, I approached the chuckout point, and I shooed the ghoul behind the crash desk the contents of my trilly, and she said 'All right, granddad, shout 'em out.' Well, of course, that's fine for the ordinary man in the stoat who has no dribble with his wolds. For someone like myself, it's worse than a kick in the jackstrop."

"Sometimes, you get stuck on one letter, such as wubbleyou. And I said, 'Well, I've got a tin of woup, a woucumber, two packets of wheese and a walliflower'. She tried to make fun of me and said, 'That will be woo pounds, wifty-wee pence.' So I just said 'Wobblers!' and walked out."

"So you see how dickyfelt it is. But help is at hand. A new society has been formed by our mumblers to help each other in times of excream ices. It is balled Pismronouncers Unanimous, and anyone can ball them up on the smellyphone any time of the day or note, twenty-four flowers a spray, seven stays a creek, and they will come 'round and get drunk with you."

"For foreigners, there will be inperpetwitters, who will all speak many sandwiches, such as Swedish, Turkish, Burkish, Jewish, Gibberish and Rubbish. Membranes will be able to attend tight stool, for heaving classes, to learn how to grope with the many complinkities of the daily loaf. "

"Which brings me to the drain reason for squeaking to you tonight. The society's first function as a body was a grand garden freight, and we hope for many more bodily functions in the future. The garden plate was held in the grounds of Blennham Paleyass, Woodstick, and the guest of horror was the great American pip singer, Manny Barrellow. The fete was opened by the bleeder of the opposition, Mister Dale Pinnock ... Pillock, who gave us a few well-frozen worms in praise of the society's jerk. He said that 'In the creeks and stunts that lie ahead, we must do our nut roast to ensure that it sucks weeds.' "And everyone visited the various stores and abrusements, the rudeabouts, thing boats and the dodgers, and of course, all the old favorites such as Srty your Length, guessing the weight of the cook and tinning the pale on the wonky. The occasion was great fun, and I think it can safely be said that all the men present and thoroughly good women were had all the time."

"So, please join out society. Write to me, Doctor Small Pith, The Spanner, Poke Moses, and I will send you some brieflets to browse through and a brass badge to wear in your loophole."

Cheers,
Rob ;)

Icy, you picked my most favourite sketch! Loved Ronnie cos I used to watch them with my Grandad who looked remarkabley similar to him and had the same sense of humour. They were both wonderful.  :'(

Yes, it is a very sad day.  Some of his sketches were legendary.  He was many things, a talented comedian, actor and writer, and by all accounts a very kind man.  He will be very much missed.   :( busy_lizzie

A great man, will be sadly missed :'( :'( :'(
I'm with you on the fork handles Icy - and I always had a soft spot for the Phantom Raspberry Blower ;)

gutted.
hope he's up there, falling about laughing with eric morcambe.

Robkb....

Thank you - twas like he was still ere...

"Have you heard the one about the retired general who said he had not had sex since 1956? His friend said, 'That's a long time ago.' 'I don't know,' the general replied, 'it's only 20.27 now."

Sad, but he didn't alf have a life....

Quote from: undercarriage plan on October 04, 2005, 15:19:12
Icy, you picked my most favourite sketch! Loved Ronnie cos I used to watch them with my Grandad who looked remarkabley similar to him and had the same sense of humour. They were both wonderful.  :'(

He was my comedy Granddad - the best of his generation and will be very sadly missed in this household from 8 years old upwards.