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Oz, bagsie being the one hanging out the top! Me mate had a fiat and we drove it one night in our youth both hanging out the sunroof! She was steering with her feet, I was changing gear! Ahhhhh those were the days ;D

Right finished my baileys which means time for bed you lot! Have a good night, C U all tomorrow ;D

Night Doris.  Until tomorrow (well today!)

Thanks for last night girls I quite enjoyed it.The spontanious ones are always the best.

Yo Doris

itz yours lovely  ::)

its a dead nice van, and peeps call me dead nice van man which is not to be confused with Naughty Naughty white van man/woman peep....

oZzY %) 8)

xxx

....Yo Oz
           I think the naughty, naughty van man sounds like much more fun  ;)    I'll be naughty van lady if you'd like ........ as long as we're careful and don't get van- aerial disease !  :o  :-[ ;D
Last night was fun, but the baileys didn't sit too well at 6.30 this morning  :(

You had  Over=Hang Robin? you'ed better get some practice in for the party n panto hadn't she girls?

Nil disperandum!! I've a left-over reputation from the Beeb Boards that I keep paramedics in my lumber room - I'll let them out on the 19th...but I want them back on the 20th - understood??  ;D

Yo Robin

I likes the sound of that... maybe.. NAUGHTY NAUGHTY SPANKY SPANKY nice van mahn...  better check out the suspension and all that jazzz.. talkingof which.. abit of Van the Man... well itz a beautiful night for a moondance...
Oh and ive got muchies tooooooo

oZzY :)

;-*

whooooooops.. muchies should read munchies.. dunno wot muchies iz but dont sound very nice.. but hey I dont do the negative stereotyping so I retract that last bit about muchies not sounding very nice, cuz there's good in all of us :):)::)
oZzy %) and his brand new toy :)

muchies, mosties, allies...sounds OK to me

ahem...just in fromwork, friday evening, as Oz sez, babble warning

Hey'ah....someone writ that the all-singin' all dancin' mooooovin' type was givin' them sight probs?? Givin me a few probs too, after a "why not, it's Christmas" sort of afternoon  ;D  ::) - so I'm cuttin back on it, cept when the moon's full and the spirit takes   ::) Lish

Yo Lish

well you started all this wordy movey stuff ages ago, but as I am a bit S   L   O   W, itz taken me this long to find out
.... I like this itz mad, only wish I could make it go really really fast.... time to Zig
oZzY %) could sing a song in this mode....  ooooh baby u iz such a groooove, lets make sum sarnies and get fish pasted
...... cum on baby you knows you wants to.... ooooh yeah far retched mahn.. and this is my firts righty to lefty to righty to lefty then righty lefty again and so forth babble alert...
laterz

oZzY %) and if any asks me to stop the answer iz..

NO NO NO NO NO NO OH NO..
NEVER EVER :)

Oz, you're impossible!! Hugh! Can we have Loud Shouts for the Tree Feller please to lop Oz in his prime?? All that wavin an that's gonna make us (me!) puke.. ;D

oh! aha!! cue my paramedics??

If you remember, Lishka, before the script was written I suggested the following for oZzY`s tree:

Enter oZzY stage left dressed as tree - sings (to tune of `Trees`)    
 
  " I`m just a spaced-out Irish bloke
   Dressed up to look like english oak
   My leaves all flutter in the bre-eeze"
   (trips over trailing root and falls flat on stage)
   "Begorrah, now I`ve skinned me kne-ees"
 
Enter stage right 1st woodcutter with chainsaw ........etc.
 
But oZzy assured me that he has no fear of chainsaws - sharpens his teeth on  them apparently - so I fear that we shall either have to import a large quantity of woodworm, or infect him with Oak disease.

.........errm.........

.........I do have quite a large chopper... :o........

........if it helps......... ::)


although, I'd rather not take it to Ozzy.....if you see what I mean......... :o

 Oh Yeah Roite :)

Thats ifs SHE can catch this tree cuz I iz related 2 speedy gonzales.. I iz

 nah-nah-nahnahna=naaaaah...nan nannnanana naah..nannanna naaah
oooooh chase me....... chortle..
giggle....hic
oZzY %) grooving and a mooooooooooooooooving thats more Hetro :):)::)

oZzY, I don`t know why it is, but every time I see your photo on your postings I`m reminded of the late President John Kennedy, and I wasn`t awfully fond of him.  Do you think you could pick another American President to look like - Honest Richard Nixon, peanut Carter, or Rambling Ronald for instance, and then I could love you for your picture as well as your charming self.

Two or three pulls at an extra strong spiff and you should be able to manage it easily.

P.S. The stage manager will equip you with a plentiful supply of putty so that at the first sign of any improper approach you can plug any knot holes which appear in your tree.  But please beware of woodpeckers (do we have any of those yet?)

But the American President he is being is Bill
Clinton (but not inhaling)

Leave it to you to do the Monica jokes .............???????