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[triffid]

Groanworthy pumpkin jokes apply here, please:

Here is Small Triff's current favourite:


What's a pumpkin's favourite sport?




SQUASH

::) ;D ::)

[triffid]

[Emagggie]

GROAN.............. ;D

[saddad]

I yes I remember that phase from my own, sadly coming up 17 in Spring!
::)

[Emagggie]

Mine are still at it at 22 and 28. ::)

[triffid]

... and the latest from Small Triff's seasonal pumpkin collection
(sorry: I have to share it -- it's too painful to keep to myself!)

When a pumpkin gets a scratch on its skin, what should you use to make it feel better?


(oh dear....)



A pumpkin patch

[Emagggie]

Oh dear dear, ;D ;D

[Doris_Pinks]

ahem.................................
ready?...................


Q: What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi

Taking my coat........................................................................................

[Emagggie]

Aaaagggghhhhhhhhh ::) ;D