A4A Panto....GG

[AikenDrum]

Lorna, yup, have access to loadza "Mother's Little Helpers"  I'm talking about the "Stones" track of course  .... why is my k/board doing all the talking for me, when I'm lying down in bed suffering from  ... well ..being an Ugly Sister ?  *hugz*     {:¬)#

[AikenDrum]

[lorna]

Lottie can't post in this thread. What has she done?????

[undercarriage plan]

Hello? She says tentatively peering round the door........

[undercarriage plan]

OK, just got booted again!! It seems to occur when I thwack Max for calling me UNDERPANTS...most strange...and mentioning Aiken probably playing the part more convincingy vertical, or it could be mentionng the curliness of Ady's slippers.....OK...eyes shut, visor down...and....

[undercarriage plan]

 ???

[reedos]

Who's principal boy ? Cos they'll need to practice hard on the old thigh slapping ;D

[redimp]

Sorry - popped out for an end of term bevvy - back now for rehearsals duck -now what would you like me to do... ooh er!

[BAGGY]

who is gonna play the fairy godmother ?  And do we have a part for Russ ?

[redimp]

Has lottie been cast yet dear?  Surely she would be by far the best principle boy.  I'd like to see her slap her thigh.  Yes I would, ahem!  With lotties thighs and me pointing at the ceiling I think the boys will be happy. 

[Delilah]

Ady I take it you had a good few bevvys last night, are you taking advantage before the New Year comes in then?

Can't wait to see Ady do 'camp' ;D

Been busy all night making costumes............................just need inside leg measurements please boys................made a spangly little coat for Russ ;)

Whos the Fairy then .......................any volunteers.............Cinders and Buttons still to be cast!

And will need script to be re-written to include a Genie in Cinderella coz Lotties insists ::)

[terrace max]

35" - back to the sowing machine Delilo  ;D

[Delilah]

do hope thats inches Max cos we're not doing snow White this year ;)

chest measurements also - bearing inmind you will need extra padding for your role Max ;D

and would you prefer gold or pink false eye lashes ;D

[reedos]

34 leg 46 chest - I haven't got a part, I obviously didn't do too well on the casting couch (sofa), but can I get dressed up anyway ?

[reedos]

Byu the way if I post anything tonight it may be best just to ignore it, office party today wahaay

[Delilah]

Buttons Reedos ? - think you would suit it well :D

Hope you enjoy the office party ;D

[reedos]

Buttons excellent I can do that....

Audience "Oh no you can't"

etc etc ;D ;D

[MikeB]

Has lottie been cast yet dear?  Surely she would be by far the best principle boy.  I'd like to see her slap her thigh.  Yes I would, ahem!  With lotties thighs and me pointing at the ceiling I think the boys will be happy. 

I think we would need pictures though, just to verify that it was genuine panto thigh slapping.

Any volunteers to take the photos?

MikeB

[undercarriage plan]

Erm......nope, can't say that.....er....scratches head........er....not that either....well what I want to say, involves Ady's pointing skills and the likelihood of pic of me thigh slapping..........

[AikenDrum]

If I'm an Ugly Sister  ... do I get to beat the cr*p outa Cinderella ?   :P

[undercarriage plan]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D.....who's Cinderella  ???....Before I answer that......though don't see it in the script anywhere......"Ugly sister enters stage left and beats the crap out of Cinderella....."