A Question?

[Palustris]

Is auto-cannibalism self-defeating or is it just a pain?

[Palustris]

[undercarriage plan]

I know I'm walking into something here...But the compulsion is too great....I'll go with both and a really worried, Why????? Be gentle, Eric, I've been trying to train a sulky furby, **** things!
Lottie  ;D

[Palustris]

Pedestrians Drive Slowly!. No they don't, they walk!

[undercarriage plan]

I'm getting a real bad headache now!! And still walking into something, I just know it!! Very funny, but what's the connection with......AAHHHHHH Light has dawned!! LOL...doh! Lottie   ::) ::) ::)

[Palustris]

Do you boil the kettle for tea?
No I boil the water in a kettle!

[undercarriage plan]

  ;) Lottie  ;D

[Carol]

Radio Announcers, saying    " I will see you tomorrow, same time, same place'   

;) ;) ;) ;)

[Icyberjunkie]

"Police slow"  .....so why do they complain if I drive fast

"Slow Accident"...really?   Must drive faster in future

"Pedestrian Crossing" ....waited for ages but never saw one so gave up

"Pelican crossing"...now you really must be joking!!!!  Will leave that to lottie to explain.... ;D

[undercarriage plan]

Ahha! See I wouldn't fall for the pelican one, cos I know that they fly........ ::)! Got one from my son, "what do you call a car with no wig?" Me "But cars don't wear a wig, Hun??" Son " no really, mum, what do you call a car with no wig?"
" A car!!!!" Then son falls about floor laughing. Very proud! Very confused, but very proud! Lottie  ;D ;D

[Palustris]

People who live in glass houses should'nt!

[aquilegia]

Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read.

[undercarriage plan]

Take a shower without drawing the curtains..... And Aqui....Not you too!! Keeping thinking about reading in a dog now!! Ewwwww!  Going to need to lie down in dark room for bit.........  ;) Lottie ;D

[Multiveg]

People who live in glass houses should'nt!

In Kitchen Garden mag a while back, there was an article on this bloke who lived in a polytunnel.

Did whatshisname, Blaine bloke, have any stones to throw when in that glass box hanging from crane - how about people outside throwing eggs?

[Palustris]

Slow Children Playing.
Quick children are inside learning?

[Doris_Pinks]

Do cannibals get up from the table after everyone's eaten? 

[undercarriage plan]

[aquilegia]

All this talk of cannibalism reminds me of one of my all time favourite jokes (well - one of the three that I can remember anyway!)

One cannibal turns to the other cannibal and says "that clown tasted funny".

Now don't all laugh at once.  :-\ (my delivery is even worse when I say it than when I type it!)

[dibberxxx]

i thought i was funny aquilegia , but it did take me a moment to get it , i must be blond ;D ;D ;D

[Kerry]

slow mud on road?

[undercarriage plan]

I never remember jokes!! But the furby came out with one this morning.........erm..............Bottoms!! Forgotten it! Lottie  ;D