A Question?

[Palustris]

How can The Secret Bunker be a secret bunker when there are road signs all round it to show you how to get to it?

[Palustris]

[redimp]

It's amzing what you get when you Google.

[undercarriage plan]

Well, of course, some of us like to use our God-given talents..... which would be why I've not posted one as yet.. ;D
Lottie

[Palustris]

Mine are all mine own musings!.
Daughter came up with one today. "Mother is putting on the vegetables!"
Hmm, conjures up a lovely picture of amazing fashion designs with a few corn cobs, a couple of cabbage leaves and a handful of green beans!

[undercarriage plan]

 ;D ;D ;D! My OH likes me to put the kettle on...kinky........
Lottie  ;)

[dibberxxx]

My oh allways ask me to put the kettle on but it does not fit  ;D ;D ;D

[undercarriage plan]

You're probably trying to put it on inside out Dibs ::), the spout has to go on the outside. or you snag your tights, which means they'll be useless for silly faces later! Ooo and make sure it's empty too.... ;D Lottie

[Icyberjunkie]

Have you ever actually tried to turn a house upside down???  Blooming heavy it is...............

[Hex]

child on board?  buy them a car seat like the rest of us

as seen by OH in mens toilet  - wet paint, this is NOT an instruction

[Palustris]

Why is it that the thing you have lost is always in the last place you look for it?

[redimp]

That's easy Eric - it's called sod's law.

[Robert_Brenchley]

Have you ever actually tried to turn a house upside down???  Blooming heavy it is...............

No, but I've seen pics of houses turned upside-down. It was after an earthquake somewhere in Japan; the houses had been built on wet sand, and the vibration liquified it. The whole row had capsised, quite literally.

[dibberxxx]

thats where i am going wrong lottie tryed putting the kettle on with water in it  ;D ;D ;Dand allways thought your head had to go up the spout

[Icyberjunkie]

;D ;D ;Dand allways thought your head had to go up the spout

LMAO!!!!!   So tempted to add comment in correcting that statement but daren't  cos I'm a nice innocent lad  ;) ;D  ;D ;D :P  

[Palustris]

And now for a clever literary question. If two wrongs do not make a right, then why does a double negative make a positive?

[undercarriage plan]

hem hem.....In the first instance, the second negative (wrong) has no effect on the first negative: it is in fact independent and as a result of the first action.  In the second instance, the second negative refers to and acts upon the first negative, thereby reversing its polarity. They are entirely different, obviously......... ;D Lottie

[Shirley]

Why is it that the thing you have lost is always in the last place you look for it?

Because once you found it, you stop looking

[Palustris]

At last!
Tehn why is it that you always have more things to put in drawers than you have drawers to put them in?

[undercarriage plan]

Ahh, now that would be too much shopping! Or you've been washing your chest of drawers on too high a temperature  .......  ;) Lottie  ;D

[dibberxxx]

glad you never added to the comment icyberjunkie ,  ;D ;D ;D ;D