Landlady calls for some decorum

[Margaret]

Thankyou,Dan;very generous,but if the drinks are free for that long I am going to need a lot of assistance.Any takers? or are you all going to come behind the bar and just help yourselves? Hmmmm.......
That could be something of a squash so not to be recommended. ::)

Of course,there will be no pay involved.Just doing it for the love of it of course. ;D

See you all tonight.Off to bottle up!![/font]

[Margaret]

[budgiebreeder]

Decorum..... surely that should be decorations.

[Doris_Pinks]

Anyone got time today to help me decorate this place? We need a tree too  ;D

[budgiebreeder]

I'mon my way Dottie .Give me half an hour .I'll be there.

[Hyacinth]

'squash' Margaret? don't think there's gonna be much call for that - stick to the hard stuff?? (ooohhh :o :o :o)

Shame legless can't be here to help you - she's been limbering up for ages ;D - Lish

[budgiebreeder]

We made a real good job of the decorations don't you think. I hope that i can save a few of those mistletoe berries for my Apple Tree.I see we got a tree after all Dottie where did it come from?

[Margaret]

Do you know,Lish,I just knew someone was going to mention "squash". Surely at least one of us has got to remain sober.

No I am not volunteering either.I need to know if this bar is for the pre panto drinks for the performers.And is the party afterwards? gosh it is going to be a long night.What time does the bar open,by the way?

As a special treat,I am at this very moment brewing a home made concoction that you will all love.It is called "Special lottie punch" and is made from  the leftover veg that you all couldn't give away this year.Plus a secret ingredient,and the first person to guess it will get an extra special prize,presented on stage at the end of the performance.

[Doris_Pinks]

BB, well, it has come from the bit of me lottie I am clearing..I think the brussel sprouts as ornaments are a nice touch don't you? And the cabbage whites make a beautiful show, though the super glue to stick em on does not seem to be working that well  :( As to the mixed vegetable model of Monty Don on the top.....it appears to be wearing a very pained expression  :-/
Looking forward to the punch Margaret, I have an extra squash you can throw in if it is not too late! Thinking on what the mystery ingredient is, will let you know what I think after the tasting..gotta go, moustache to bleach, legs to wax, Tiara to polish..CU all later  Dottie

[budgiebreeder]

Nobody here yet I might as well have a little drinkypoo while I'm waiting then.Got my little strappy number on and my gold lamee wellie when are the Firemen arriving I want to know ,not that i'm desperate or anything.I'll make the punch up while i'm waiting .White wine Brandy Sloe Gin ,Ribena ,Lemonade whats this oh Brandy might as well put a bottle of this in as well.

[Garden Manager]

I'M HERE Budgie

Pretty quiet affair so far,

What are you drinking?

[budgiebreeder]

You're supposed to say how stunning I look not whats to drink!!!!!!!Typical male.I've made this Punch good stuff a bit like dynamite.

[Margaret]

There's always my "veggy" punch.i thought you lot were into vegetables.

Mystic,do I take it you are a vegetarian,as i am? I like your little turkey slogan!!

Who is going to help me behind here then?

[teresa]

BB the punch sounds good lets have a sample
Dottie the sprouts look good with I thought it was snow but the cabbage whites are trying to escape.
the place looks lovely you have worked so hard love the lights.
Party time when is everyone comming.

[Ragged Robin]

I'll help, I'm not drinking tonite........... Whencan I put my tinsel bikinion and get ready for action

[Garden Manager]

Sorry budgie, of cours you look wonderful, just I fancied a drink before the rest got here. ;)

Veggie punch - not sure. You got any scrumpy margaret? ;D

Do actualy need any help yet? Still a bit quiet around here isnt it?  :(

[mysticmog]

Sadly no Margaret, had 5 years hard slog as a veggie, was finally been by a drunken doner kebab (me drunk, not kebab, although that would have been amusing sight  ;D)  But then, doner kebab isnt really meat...

I mostly eat veg and fishes (cos they havent any feelings - only kidding) cos meat is HEAVY and I love pigs, cows and sheeps too much to really get into eating them...

Tried to get suggestions for Vegan xmas dinner but not joy, do you have any?

Evil fishie killing M xx

[budgiebreeder]

Hiya Robin you not drinking what's up Oz's running us all home isn't hee or anyone from Yorkshire Cool Carrot said he'd be going there

[Garden Manager]

Sorry no, not a veggie meself, like me meat and two veg if you know what I mean. Hang on whats this got to do with what IM drinking?.  In fact does any of this relate to my last post? Maybe not perhaps iam butting in as usual and noone (as usual) is talking to me.

[Garden Manager]

Aha company at last, I wondered when you'd all show up.

Never mind, so whos going to buy me a drink? I am gasping here.  Like i said mines a cider

[mysticmog]

ooohhh, R_F!  Not no-one talking to you, much pontification/reading/taking in/doin something else going on...

What your best meat (giggles in girlish way over psuedo inuendo (really, can't spell)

M  ;D