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          BRIDGET JONES STRESS DIET
 
 
 
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day:

                                 BREAKFAST:
                                1 grapefruit
                          1 slice whole-wheat toast
                               1 cup skim milk

                                   LUNCH:
small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
                              cup herbal tea
                           1 miniature MARS(r) bar
 
                               AFTERNOON TEA:
             the rest of the mini MARS(r) bars in the bag
 tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with chocolate-chip

                                   DINNER:
                      4 bottles of wine (red or white)
                            2 loaves garlic bread
                        1 family size supreme pizza
                               3 snickers bars

                             LATE NIGHT SNACK:
Whole frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER: STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "DESSERTS"
 
Send this to four women and you will lose two pounds.
Send this to six women and you will lose four pounds.
Send this to all the women you know or ever knew, and you will lose 10 pounds.

If you delete this message you will immediately gain 10 pounds!

 ;D

Nice EJ, winging it's way all over the place!

Kate

HAHAHA!!

EJ......I'm halfway thru 'The Edge Of Reason' !!  Absolutely hilarious  ;D.....a truly laugh-out-loud book!! Brilliant !   ;D

That's me tryin to stop smoking!  Am turnin into an even bigger lush than I was and have eaten every nibbleable thing in the flat!!

Reckon I am Bridget Jones - a bloke even told me, after I'd been chatting him up for 1/2 hr, that I was far too bridget jones for him!!!!!

Read Olivia Joules and the overactive imagination - tis next book by author of Briget Jones (whose name me brain has forgot) - tis dead good read...

Mog, not as bad as the bloke who told me I had nice child bearing hips once!!! DP