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Anyone else got a black eye from redcurrant bushes, whilst picking, it came back and smacked me in the eye, then the gooseberry bush got my hand and it swelled up, and then I got my trainers caught in the netting on the strawberries and fell over.  Got home and the cat kissed me on the nose, with his claws and I have a bloody nose.  Can I claim compensation.   ;D ;D ;D ;D

Oh dear, you poor thing! have you got a picture? ;)

A piccie would be great, ;) sorry Borlotti but it did make me laugh.     :-X        ;D ;D ;D