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It won't let me delete this.

d'oh!

Hehehe, let's talk about nothing.

 8)

We've all done it! Can't delete your own topic. So think 3 times before creating one!!

If you have a really embarrassing one, Dan can do it.

Just use modify and bluff you way out of it. ;)

Now I could delete this, but let's see where it goes !

Darn. I was hoping to post a blank reply, by pressing the space bar or return, but it won't let me do it.

So I'll just add some nonsense instead.

Anyone want to join me in a lymerick? I'll start - you do the next line...

"There was an allotmenteer..."

I know a song that'l get on your nerves, get on you nerves, get on your nerves.I know a song that'l get on your nerves, and I'll sing it to you now.
I know a song that'l get on your nerves, get on you nerves, get on your nerves.I know a song that'l get on your nerves, and I'll sing it to you now.
I know a song that'l get on your nerves, get on you nerves, get on your nerves.I know a song that'l get on your nerves, and I'll sing it to you now
I know a song that'l get on your nerves, get on you nerves, get on your nerves.I know a song that'l get on your nerves, and I'll sing it to you now
I know a song that'l get on your nerves, get on you nerves, get on your nerves.I know a song that'l get on your nerves, and I'll sing it to you now
I know a song that'l get on your nerves, get on you nerves, get on your nerves.I know a song that'l get on your nerves, and I'll sing it to you now
I know a song that'l get on your nerves, get on you nerves, get on your nerves.I know a song that'l get on your nerves, and I'll sing it to you now get on you nerves, get on your nerves.

Aqui made de start:

There once was an allotmenteer
who needed some new gardening gear
........................................

There once was an allotmenteer
who needed some new gardening gear
So away he did go to his favourite Wilko. ;D

There once was an allotmenteer
who needed some new gardening gear
So away he did go to his favourite Wilko
To get some decent lopping shears!

Bravo!
And ehm.......Roy, your song got on my nerves.

 ;D Tee hee shall I sing it again :o ;D

There once was an allotmenteer
who needed some new gardening gear
So away he did go to his favourite Wilko
To get some decent lopping shears!
So he lopped and he lopped and he shouted his wife.
Hoy go out and get me some beers. ;D

There once was an allotmenteer
who needed some new gardening gear
So away he did go to his favourite Wilko
To get some decent lopping shears!
So he lopped and he lopped and he shouted his wife.
Hoy go out and get me some beers.
So off she skulked and returned with the goods,
To which he responded - Cheers!

:D :D :D

There once was an allotmenteer
who needed some new gardening gear
So away he did go to his favourite Wilko
To get some decent lopping shears!
So he lopped and he lopped and he shouted his wife.
Hoy go out and get me some beers.
So off she skulked and returned with the goods,
To which he responded - Cheers!

When he drank all his beers
he took his new shears
to look for more branches he'd missed
by now he was pissed
and he lopped all around
and his rose busch was cut to the ground

There once was an allotmenteer
who needed some new gardening gear
So away he did go to his favourite Wilko
To get some decent lopping shears!
So he lopped and he lopped and he shouted his wife.
Hoy go out and get me some beers.
So off she skulked and returned with the goods,
To which he responded - Cheers!

When he drank all his beers
he took his new shears
to look for more branches he'd missed
by now he was pissed
and he lopped all around
and his rose busch was cut to the ground
By this time his wife was histerical, >:(
that he could dare to carry out such a deed. :o

There once was an allotmenteer
who needed some new gardening gear
So away he did go to his favourite Wilko
To get some decent lopping shears!
So he lopped and he lopped and he shouted his wife.
Hoy go out and get me some beers.
So off she skulked and returned with the goods,
To which he responded - Cheers!

When he drank all his beers
he took his new shears
to look for more branches he'd missed
by now he was pissed
and he lopped all around
and her rose bush was cut to the ground
By this time his wife was histerical, >:(
that he could dare to carry out such a deed. :o

All he could say was "Dhoh"
so she took out his favorite hoe
quite ready to cut off his head
but went to his veg patch instead
there was green stuff flying, high and low
as she lopped off his veggies, row by row.

 ;D ;D ;D

What a talented and darkly funny lot you are! I love it! 8)