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Have you all been testing the Sloe gin? The entire site seems to be pickled tonight.

ello darlin - was your mother a thief? cus she took the starfishes out of the sea, and put them in you eyes

i feel sick, seasick obviously

Is someone going to banner the thread then?  ;)

"ello darlin'", Rhubarbthrasher? ello marlin, surely.

drat! I'm about punned out. Actually i'm still thinking about women clad in scampi

How many fish do you get in a pair of tights?

Two soles, two eels and there are children reading the forum

So codpieces don't get a mention then...  :-X

Not in front of the younger gulls and bass   

Quote from: Rhubarb Thrasher on October 13, 2009, 20:57:14
ello darlin - was your mother a thief? cus she took the starfishes out of the sea, and put them in you eyes

i feel sick, seasick obviously

Anyone see Seasick Steve on Later, earlier this evening ? He certainly bangs out some stonking  Mississippi Blues/Sole tunas

Quote from: Paulines7 on October 13, 2009, 10:21:51
Did the prawn say to the mussel "Come up and see my urchins"?

And for a couple a squid ya get to see mi cockles

After that I'm going to have to Whelk out as I have to be in town at 9:30...  :)

If ya pass a barbers Sadds ya could allways get ya mullet cut ;D

Quote from: saddad on October 14, 2009, 09:04:45
After that I'm going to have to Whelk out as I have to be in town at 9:30...  :)

Will you be travelling on your motorpike?

Nah! he'll be going on his skates.

getting hungry already.  I must be a total 'bloater'. Arf.

Less of the "Stick,I'll be,back"....  :)

Saddad, you are clearly 'hooked' on this topic!

Hooked, line and sinker...  ;D

Quote from: SamLouise on October 14, 2009, 09:20:33

Quote from: saddad on October 14, 2009, 09:04:45
After that I'm going to have to Whelk out as I have to be in town at 9:30...  :)

Will you be travelling on your motorpike?

or sitting in the side-carp?