Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?

Started by Psi (Pronounced 'Si'!), October 12, 2009, 16:22:02

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SamLouise

#20
October 13, 2009, 10:42:53
Quote from: PurpleHeather on October 13, 2009, 08:02:29
Only if you can play a bass underwater

I'll name that tuna in one.

SamLouise

#20
October 13, 2009, 10:42:53

Rhubarb Thrasher

#21
October 13, 2009, 12:09:40
it was carp! Six Squid to get in and they wouldn't play any Tina Tuna (or sole music or Walter Trout or Catfish Keith....

Emagggie

#22
October 13, 2009, 12:28:44
Wasn't brill then...anyone there with a mullet?
Smile, it confuses people.

Psi (Pronounced 'Si'!)

#23
October 13, 2009, 14:57:55
i think the whiting is on the wall for this joke!

saddad

#25
October 13, 2009, 15:21:13
'eel come back with another fishy comment...  :-X

Borlotti

#26
October 13, 2009, 17:09:07
I thought I was a dab hand but I am floundering a bit here.  But do see a brill ray of sunshine.

Trevor_D

#27
October 13, 2009, 17:17:24
I think this whole thread's a red herring....

Rhubarb Thrasher

#28
October 13, 2009, 17:20:19
well i've had enough! I just got chatted up by some gay bloke from Lisbon  :o Might have been a Portuguese Man o' War, but I couldn't see his uniform in the dark...... ;D

thanks to Julian and Sandy

Ben Doowne

#29
October 13, 2009, 17:58:18
Apparently the prawn and mussel had a whale of a time !

cornykev

#30
October 13, 2009, 18:19:07 Last Edit: October 13, 2009, 18:20:38 by cornykev
This is funny I'm Bream ing from ear to ear.
Ben Doowne, is Phil Mcavity joining us later.
  ;D ;D ;D
MAY THE CORN BE WITH YOU.

shirlton

#31
October 13, 2009, 18:22:25
shurrup Prawny Kev
When I get old I don't want people thinking
                      "What a sweet little old lady"........
                             I want em saying
                    "Oh Crap! Whats she up to now ?"

saddad

#32
October 13, 2009, 18:25:08
That could be a real "cocktail"  :-X

cornykev

#33
October 13, 2009, 18:29:50
Do you know any Cocktails Saddad.  :o     ;)    ;D ;D ;D
MAY THE CORN BE WITH YOU.

Rhubarb Thrasher

#34
October 13, 2009, 18:55:37
what was that? sorry I just got distracted when that scampilly clad girl walked by.......

Ninnyscrops.

#35
October 13, 2009, 19:51:00
You're all a grouper nuts..........

Chrispy

#36
October 13, 2009, 20:04:45
Got any more? come on folks, don't be koi.
If there's nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the universe!

Chrispy

#37
October 13, 2009, 20:07:21
I'll try and think of a betta one.
If there's nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the universe!

Ninnyscrops.

#38
October 13, 2009, 20:17:14
Quote from: conthehill on October 13, 2009, 20:07:21
I'll try and think of a betta one.

Morays the merrier

70fingers

#39
October 13, 2009, 20:34:58
Have I haddock go yet?


(dont worry I will get my coat now)
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