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Root trainers -  but be warned, they're addictive.

This has really put a smile on my face, i would like Monty Don shirt off to do my very large garden Mmmm, Mmmmm.  WOW ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 I have met him and he is to my mind a bit weedy,I like them big and chunky,more beef than chicken ,if you know what I mean :)

An Orangey,please.

A small victoria plum tree, or a couple of blueberry bushes or some enviromesh to keep the cabbage whites off my brassicas!!
;D

A trailer load of manure ;D every year i have a nightmare getting hold of some...

Quote from: rosebud on September 17, 2008, 11:42:28
This has really put a smile on my face, i would like Monty Don shirt off to do my very large garden Mmmm, Mmmmm.  WOW ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You'd have to be carefull - he could have a stroke at anytime   ...   but I'm not sure he'd let YOU have a stroke.

what about an all terain seat, someone recomended it last year and i picked it up and i use it every time i am on the lotty. I use it for weeding it saves my back and i also use it as a spare chair when people pop over for a coffee :)

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I got mine on ebay cheaper than this and did not bother with the cushion so i can quite happily forget it in the lotty and dont have to worry about weather i put the cushion in the shed :)

A box of seeeds   ;D  i would be such a happy bunny witha box full of seeds to sort out (simple little soul i am  ;D)

Apart from some of the items already mentioned a new wheelbarrow would be nice. I am also looking for a new souce of a three pronged fork. I broke the shaft on teh old oen I found on my plot when I took it over and I managed to repalce it but its look slike its on its alst leggs...

i would like a huge length ( 8 x 6 ) of horticultural ground cover fabric to cover my little lottie for the winter to keep it snug and weed free ready for the spring.  ::)

I took the day off work and spent a happy day clearing it today- its so  loooovely and neat and im all excited thinking about what to grow next spring  :)

some sunshine and a little smile from all the lovely ladies as they go by my plot

i would like someone to make me up a little hamper with some nice gardening soap, gloves (not expensive poundland would do cos i lose em) some nice hand cream, a nice jar of coffee, a cake, a few packets of seeds and other little sundries, nothing expensive just a few little things in a box or tray would be lovely (one of those blue veg trays would do then i could re use it)  ;D

A voucher from one of my family promising me a days worth of digging - with no moaning!  ;D

A manicure, to pamper my gardeners hands. I treat myself occasionally and it is a really good tonic.

 

Professional Winged Weeder - Burgon & Ball



Product Description
Winged Weeder - virtually eliminates back ache and gets jobs done in half the time of a conventional hoe. Described by The Independent as a ÒmagicalÓ tool. Perfect for maintaining clear soil once established weeds have been removed. Unique four bladed head shuffles nimbly under the surface of the soil Ð chopping young weeds off in their prime. Compact 11cm head is perfect for work in closely planted areas. 130cm handle.

Seems ideal for backache suffers

a nymphomaniac with her own rotavator

A nice young man who likes to spend a lot of time on his knees...(for weeding of course).  Failing that, manure would be appreciated - Dad and OH take note.

Winning lottery ticket then I can take my time choosing  :)

Someone to do my dayjob for me so I can spend my time on the garden instead. A greenhouse. A willing team of assistants. Someone to break up the concrete path and take it away. Fruit bushes. A bit more room for a pond. A hammock to lie in one day when it's all done - hahahaha!