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Just bought a Machete with a 22inch for £13.00 off E-Bay ideal for hacking down vegetation :)

Crikey, that's a whopper. You can go hang out with some yoofs now!

my father in law bought me one of them, through the post  :-\
I'm terrified of it and would like to bin it when the police have a knife amnesty..trouble is, Ray likes it  ::)

I've got one, it comes in very useful for clearance work. I get some funny looks while walking down the road or travelling on the bus though.

13 squid for somethins that you wont hardly use??

Actually, Mr Smith spends the majority of his free time exploring in tropical rainforests. And not many people know that.

My dole money so I'll spend it on what I want ;D ;)

Well it arrived today so I've been playing with mi Chopper ;D ;D ;)

ooohhhh eerrr Mr Smith :o

Duke