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- but a heap of potatoes?

I thought it was a murmuration of starlings  ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
BTW the spuds are great. I hope they're as healthy underneath as they are on top  :) :) :) :) :) :)

ooh tim are you opening a branch of spud u like cos if yes ill have mine with cheese and beans please but no butter thanks

Oh, BE difficult, Beano!

quote - "I looked up the collective noun for starling, it seems that they have quite a few different collective nouns.
Some have arisen due to their noisy habits: a murmuration, a chatter, a chattering. Some are due to their mess and pest nature: a scourge, a vulgarity, a filth, a clutter and some are due to their flight patterns: a flight, a constellation, a cloud ."

Any advance??

A clamp of potatoes?

A bag of chips.  ;D ;D ;D

A howk of tatties

( lifting the potatos in the fields of East Lothian is known as tattie howkin)

.... and anyone who has read any of my previous posts on the birds nesting in the terrace roofs will know....


A pissmeoff of starlings

Mind you, I haven't seen too many starlings in recent times.  Now magpies - there should be a collective word for them - no, maybe not, it wouldn't get past the censor. a ****** of magpies.

Numbers have gone down quite drastically; I suspect it's got something to do with the fact that buildings in city centres are now netted to keep birds off. in the past, millions have roosted in city centres in winter, and gone out into the surrounding countyside during the day. You don't see those massive flocks now.

That's cos we've got 'em.  They bully and steal from the smaller birds, throw bird seed from the feeders all over the place in their greed, fight with each other and then sit on the fence wiping their beaks clean.  It like the film 'The Birds'.

I should have said a bump of potatoes.

We have our share in West Yorkshire also Raisedbed  and they also are bullies.

Plenty of starlings here. My favourite collective noun comes from Tony Cozier-a white West Indian cricket commentator-"an annoyance of small boys"

i had a mayhem of Year 8's this afternoon.

Like that, Stephan!

It's a Chattering of Chuffs so I'm told and a chattering/clutter of Starlings...but all such collective nouns depend on locality...I have heard of a blessing of Unicorns, a Deck of Sailors, a Calendar of Saints, a Groan of Puns, a Breeze of Heather and a Vulgarity of Squaddies.
All probably made-up but still 'acceptable'.
(I just thought of one...a Plank of Trees!)

I don't know many collective nouns.  A wunch of bankers, I believe, though.

 :o ;D ;D ;D

I think it should be an argument of gardeners...