The Greengrocer's Apostrophe go's highbrow

Started by Amazin, February 14, 2007, 00:07:51

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Amazin


Spotted an advert for two sound archive CDs entitled:

QuoteSounds of the Deep
Sounds of the British Coastline's

available from the Online Shop of...

...the British Library.

:'(
We're doomed.
Lesson for life:
1. Breathe in     2. Breathe out     3. Repeat

Amazin

Lesson for life:
1. Breathe in     2. Breathe out     3. Repeat

emmy1978

Don't throw paper away. There is no away.

tim

#2
You have, of course, read 'Eats, shoots & leaves'??

A wee sample:


katynewbie


emmy1978

Have to say, though I love reading and the English language and find these mistakes funny, I hate Lynne Truss! Not everyone is lucky enough to have been so well educated that they know where an apostrophe is appropriate. She is so smug. Does a greengrocer cares where an apostrophe goes? If they all get super literate, what will make us smile?  ;)
Don't throw paper away. There is no away.

tim

#5
Point taken, but I find her book very helpful - the first attempt to set it out in print - with a touch of humour - which helps make it stick?

Hyacinth

Bull Ring Market...."leggin's £3 a pear"

nothing wrong with that ;D

norfolklass

don't get me started! I work in publishing and worked on a book recently that had a hyphen crazy editor. the proofs came back for correction and they'd hyphenated everything...

as much as I love my job, it does mean that I can't read anything without checking for typos and punctuation mistakes â€" it drives me and OH mad. most of those I've spotted recently have been on the BBC's breakfast programme :o ::)

silly billy

Reminds me of seeing examples like "Its got an LCD display" so its got a liquid crystal display display  :o :o. Theres loads of other examples like that.
My idea was to build Liverpool into a bastion of invincibility. Napoleon had that idea. He wanted to conquer the bloody world. I wanted Liverpool to be untouchable. My idea was to build Liverpool up and up until eventually everyone would have to submit and give in. Bill Shankly.

manicscousers

anyone seen the subtitles on tv lately, worth putting them on for a laugh  ;D ;D

tim

Sorry to keep off the ' thread, but recently read a small book by a chum of mine - 120 typos!!  A real let-down for him.

Sorry, too, about all the hyphens, norfolklass - just feeling that way. Freedom of speech - like the '?

Trixiebelle

This may or may not be grammatically correct but it made me snigger!

On Freecycle this morning ...

OFFERED: Selection of short medium man's trousers

The Devil Invented Dandelions!

tim


Trixiebelle

Or is it even the short medium man that is offering them? Maybe someone's STOLEN them from a short medium man :D
The Devil Invented Dandelions!

Rhubarb Thrasher

there was that Conservative slogan from the 1950's that had a disastrous typo.
It should have been "You've never had it: so good!

froglets

... and "none sale" items

Whhhaaaaarrgggghhhhhhhh
is it in the sale?
(South Cheshire)

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