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So there.

DISGRACEFUL  ;D

Me? never.......

YOUR WINGS DON'T FOOL ME  ;D

Them aren't wings, them's.....................99p Kneeling pads.  ;D

You're DELUSIONAL! 99p my ar*e  ;)

Arsk Curry if you don't believe me. ;D

bl**dy barmy! The bl**dy lot of you ;D

Anyway, I got the by now infamous Poundshop knee pads out of the shed and thought.....blimey! these are heavy :-\.....put them on the scales....16oz to 1lb, right? These little loves weighed 7oz EACH! AND held up by a 1/2" wide piece of tape. No bloomin wonder me knees were aching & me lower legs were goin blue and trembly.... :o

I offered them to Choclit and guess what????? She graciously declined them ??? :'( ;D

The GOOD news is that I'm sending her some others - combined weight of both = 1 OZ?.......now THAT'S a bargain 8)

Quote from: Emagggie on August 28, 2006, 20:40:01
Arsk Curry if you don't believe me. ;D

Now, now ladies, don't involve me, I only opened the thread ...  :D

Alishka, 7oz each ? You sure they are not kneepads for a knight?

Bl**dy barmy...what about you?!!  Weighing your kneepads LMAO !


;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

What about a pair of Ross grill steaks and a couple of elastic bands?

Now that would be SILLY H >:(......you'll be trivializing this Serious Discussion by suggesting that Choclit wraps newspapers round her knees next and that, as we all know, would be Downright Ridiculous :o

(btw.......if the poor unfortunate's gotta pay the postage, betta to warn how much it might cost?)

Thought the grill steaks might weigh as much as the 99p kneepads but you have the added bonus of serving them up with your veggies at the end of the day!

I want pink kneepads.

To match your boots I presume ... ?

Won't the grille steaks be a bit gritty?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

They will have been tenderised by the knees!

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Mad, yer all mad, the lot of you.... ;D good thread tho, I laughed! My kneepads were free, my mum bought them for me.

I just don't get on with knee pads, altho I have to say I am more of a squatter than a kneeler.  :o  Dad had poorly knees and he found they cut off his circulation so he used to have one of those green waterproof kneeling pads which suited him much better.

Super-deluxe, super lightweight, super light green kneepads now on their way to Choclit.....took the jiffy bag to the P.O. and the lady said "does the person need to sign for this? Is there something valuable in the packet?"

Well...er...er..what would you have said?

;D ;D ;D

and welcome, Squash, to the Great Poundshop Kneepad Debate.....where did your mum get yours from btw?  It wasn't...........was it? ::) ;D

Erm, I don't kneel or squat any more - just wobble about on this little stool :-[