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Ms Reindeer

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, has to be a girl.

We should have known. Only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a fat man (who would NEVER ask for directions) in a red velvet cloak all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Bah humbug !!!

Derekthefox :D

I knew it!!!! Excellent!! Had to be.... ;D ;D ;D ;)

Nice one Dot! ;D ;D

I am sure that lady Reindeer, like their human counterparts, are well versed in manipulating the male reindeer to do the job properly  ;)  ;D

Derek...ducks quickly...yet again

It's all just made up.

Oh NASTY :o ;D ;D

??? ??? Tell me again who are the daft ones ??

The bloke sitting relaxing in the sled or the ones pulling it ??

Anyway they must know the way cos if they had to read a map they'd be knackered. ;D

Hoi Reedos  8)

Nice One ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Antler envy ..... ::) ::) ::) ;)

Yes - it's been here before, but which one am I? Mr or Ms? Have fun!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v164/photo04/elk3.gif Yes - I know it's a reindeer!

Much nicer noses than mooses?

Yes but a moose is far tastier Tim  ;D

Aww Derek, now you don't really mean that do you?? Sniff.....is OK.....not really upset...... :'( :'( :'( But do you think you could just carry this bag for me? ;D ;D ;D ;)

Pack it in UP....I have two daughters who pull that stunt on regular occasions...too regular

It all starts with the one word....Daaad?

That's it....I'm hooked....always was a sucker for that line  ;D

Derek

Sniff.... OK Derek..... :'( :'( :'(.... will carry this really heavy bag myself.....is no bother, honest......sniff....  you just sit and enjoy your beer.......