Panto Time cont...

[Ozzy_aka_Pothead]

Yo Maggie :):):):):)


If its strongbow on tap then brillll fab great smashing go for it girl.. if its just water then, hey what the hell, I'll try anything once.. except arsenic and stuff like that, andmy message to anyone thinkingabout getting down with the arsenic is.. just say NO to arsenic!..... now if that message reaches just one person then it would have been worth it :)  

Yo BB you can help me out playing Sherwood Forest if ya like, but feel its only fair to tell you that since Suze declared her costume, there are no longer any Ivy tree parts going, cuz there aint so just accept it :)

Yo Suze.. ooooooooer wheres me soap?

oZzY %)
 

Having afew probs tonite hence thenew thread :):):):) that or I iz out of it :)

[Ozzy_aka_Pothead]

[Margaret]

Sorry,Ozzy,you really ought to go to bed at a reasonable time.Me name's not Di,it's Maggie.Get it wrong again I shall get a big big hump.

;D ;D ;D ;D  THEN I CAN BE A CAMEL!!!   ;D ;D ;D ;D
 Â               (Can we do Lawrence of Arabia?)

[budgiebreeder]

Gosh Ozzy a whole forest!Wow that really is something .I,ve plenty of leaves to collect at the bottom of my garden.Must start right away.Dashing down there right now before the rain gets too bad.Can i bring some Budgies to sit in the Forest? they are Forest trained.

[Hyacinth]

Good morning/afternoon/evening all, and Good Night Oz? :-/ ;D

Now this Panto thingy..I thought that the plot would be simple - Dastardly Sheriff (Jethro looks a suitable Baddie for that part?)and Gang padlock our cyber-lottie and incarcerate Dan for non-payment of taxes...Robin and his Merry Men come to the rescue (except for Friar Tuck, cos BB wants to play him & plans to spend the whole panto eating all the mince pies and drinking all the mead and, even possibly, harbouring lustful thoughts about Mimi the serving wench)) and then everyone has a Big Fight in Sherwood Forest and the Goodies win and free Dan and have lots of carousing at The-Pub-With-No-Name with Mine Host, Legless,  and the Baddies get put in the stocks and pelted with Eric's bantam eggs ;D

But who's gonna put this Panto together ???

[jethro]

Me a baddy, never ( says he twirling his tash, rubbing his hands with glee, and laughing.)  ; D put in the stocks  :o  does that mean i miss the drink  :-/ , i hope not.

[Hyacinth]

Hey, Jethro!!! Got news for you, lad...you're gonna end up in The Drink after we've lobbed the eggs at you...didn't I tell you we were going to strap you to a Ducking Stool - again, courtesy of Ower Eric.. Eric a mild man, you thought??? Fool you!!! :o...

But worse is to come ...  ;D...as you're gonna be doubling as Props Manager Extraordinaire, you're gonna be constructing the contraption that's gonna dunk yer donuts ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[jethro]

Ah dunking my doughnuts, i remember them days well ( too long ago )  ;D .
Have you spelt ducking stool right  :o  ;D .

[Hugh_Jones]

As nobody has included a part for me (other than the back legs of the horse which waters oZzY`s tree) can I please go on stage in the interval and do my recitation of "Eskimo Nell" (all 57 verses, of course)?


P.S. Sorry, I was thinking of the revised version.  The original has 61 verses of course.

[Doris_Pinks]

No part for me yet either Hugh :'( And I being such a good thespian, to be or not to be.........errr what was the question?!) If you need cue cards for your recitation, I can hold them up for you!

[Margaret]

O.K Ozzy,you've redeemed yourself.On second thoughts if i was a camel I might drink me own pond dry and that would never do.

Strongbow on tap sounds good to me too.In fact, I could be the supplier of intoxicating liquer.I'm sure evryone would perform MUCH better with a drop of hard stuff.Drop our inhibitions,that would be good fun.

Do i get the licence then,folks?

[budgiebreeder]

Go on then MaggieI suppose we'll all have to drag our reluctant selves round and force yet more alcohol down.What a bore.Do you need us to bring a bottle or three?What a bore drink ,drink,drink.

[Hyacinth]

Hugh! This is gonna be a Group Effort - an me just a Penshner Groupie who's a bit bossy-like :P trying to get (and keep) the Young Things in order...

Now, it seems to me that this is a Panto of three halves...

And it needs someone to set the scene, tell peeps where things start and where, hopefully(  always better to travel in hope? ::) ) the scene will finish...and then set the next scene???

You up for the job, Oh Racconteur Extraordinaire??...surely a talent like yours can't be relegated to reciting Eskimo Nell through a panto-cow's bum?

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece...

did I actually type that? ;D
Lishka (move, yer b***er, move...)

[Hugh_Jones]

You mean something along these lines Lishka:

Enter oZzY stage left dressed as tree - sings (to tune of `Trees`)  

  " I`m just a spaced-out Irish bloke
   Dressed up to look like english oak
   My leaves all flutter in the bre-eeze"
   (trips over trailing root and falls flat on stage)
   "Begorrah, now I`ve skinned me kne-ees"

Enter stage right 1st woodcutter with chainsaw ........etc.

 Be helpful if we even knew what the story line was meant to be.

In any case, I don`t trust anyone else to recite all 61 verses of Eskimo Nell without offending the Lord Chamberlain.
  

[Ragged Robin]

       If I promise to be very good
        Can I have a part in Robin Hood?
         Part of Ozzy's leafy bower
         Or a maiden for the sheriff to deflower?
        I dont mind if its small or big
        As long as its not the suckling pig!!!!!!!  

[MagpieDi]

Hugh!
Oh Racconteur Extraordinaire??...

The only man for the job....Alishka  ;D
altho I was secretly wishing we could preen together up in Ozzy's tree!  :'(


Oh well.....maybe backstage  ;)  ;)   ;D  ;D

[Hugh_Jones]

Of course! That`s it! Why didn`t I think of it before?

RAGGED ROBIN recites Eskimo Nell while being deflowered on stage by the Sheriff (who obviously has to be someone of suave and subtle charm - like me). How soon can we have the first rehearsal?

Then we could do like the W.I. and make a bomb out of the video and the film rights

[Ragged Robin]

     Rehearsals start when the scripts are written
      with the dashing sheriff I will be smitten!
      With Alisha in charge of one and all
      Everyone's guarenteed to have a ball.
       At least about costumes we wont have to fret
       Or worry about our shirts getting wet
       We'll do a WI on the webcam
       I'll sing Jerusalem and you bring the Jam!!!  

[MagpieDi]

Brilliant Robin!!...................think you've just got yourself a job.............keep that quill well-inked!!  ;)  ;D

[Ragged Robin]

     Before I sharpen my pen ready for fame
      I'd better learn to spell Alishka's name !!!

  .......... Sorry

[Ozzy_aka_Pothead]

(color=RichardHarris)Yo Hugh

I aint afraid of no chainsaw, phuh, they don't scare me with there us=dders and big eyes..oh no no no no..anyway I am a stunt tree, and if it was a valentines day  panto.. I'd be a "Cupid Stunt" tree :):):):)


 So maggies, doing the booze, I'll bring sum wardrobe groove wiv me.. now who is bringing the old crack coccaine? ::) :) :)

oZzY %)