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Started by mysticmog, December 20, 2003, 00:39:07

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Hyacinth

#40
December 20, 2003, 01:29:17 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
...and enter stage left...
(roll of drums...)
GRASSY NELL!!

and chorus..

"She's late, she's late
Our Grassy Nell,
Wherever has she been?"

Nell: "Oh here and there
and there and here
And all points in between"

"But I'm here now
HURRAH! HURRAH!
And look at what I've brought!
Here's PC Plod (a lovely lad)
And his white Panda car"

(chorus ...hurrah!hurrah! good old Lish..show us yer truncheon, Ploddie. etc.etc.)

"So all you gals can take him
Now my work with him is over,
And I'll seduce the Merry Men -
Tonight I'll be in clover
(leer leer)

Nell looks around to arrange herself fetchingly in the shade of the Mighty Oak...hissed aside.."where's the bl**din' tree gone, then? Last time I'm doin' a Panto with bleedin' amateurs. Didn't he say what pub he was going to? And couldn't someone root him out? Oh, all RIGHT! I'll have to pretend Richard's sunflower with fetching bindweed is the Oak, but let this old pro tell you - it won't fool the audience ...just as well as the audience is a p***ed as the cast...


Hyacinth

#40
December 20, 2003, 01:29:17 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400

budgiebreeder

#41
December 20, 2003, 01:29:37 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
You'ed better ask very nicely then Richard-f
Earth fills her lap with treasures of her own.

ava_banana

#42
December 20, 2003, 01:29:45 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
You have an aviary..............hang on........I'll get my condiments................. ::)
....we are all visitors to this earth........enjoy your stay.....:)

Garden Manager

#43
December 20, 2003, 01:33:42 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
WHAT!!???

sunflower with bind weed, ask nicely for what?

What ARE you talking about

budgiebreeder

#44
December 20, 2003, 01:35:17 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
But you've eaten all my Budgies already AVAB what am i going to breed with you can't eat my other Birds they aren't big enough for Burgers .
Earth fills her lap with treasures of her own.

Doris_Pinks

#45
December 20, 2003, 01:35:21 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
YEAHHHHHHHHHH  LISH, YOU MADE IT!!!
We don't inherit the earth, we only borrow it from our children.
Blog: http://www.nonsuchgardening.blogspot.com/

Doris_Pinks

#46
December 20, 2003, 01:36:56 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Pstttttt, save you a couple of firemen, swap em for your copper!
We don't inherit the earth, we only borrow it from our children.
Blog: http://www.nonsuchgardening.blogspot.com/

ava_banana

#47
December 20, 2003, 01:37:52 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
:o.........what are you going to breed with................hmmmmm.........let me think..................hmm...............

........can I help here..............? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :o :o
....we are all visitors to this earth........enjoy your stay.....:)

budgiebreeder

#48
December 20, 2003, 01:38:10 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Gosh just noticed I am  Senior does that mean I get a Bus Pass .
Earth fills her lap with treasures of her own.

Hyacinth

#49
December 20, 2003, 01:39:02 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
What are you going to breed with, bb? Well you could try all the Merry Men for starters? Surely ONE of them's got an arrow in his quiver?

Hugh_Jones

#50
December 20, 2003, 01:40:49 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Trouble is, with all these village maidens about he may get a quiver in his arrow, Lishka

Doris_Pinks

#51
December 20, 2003, 01:42:11 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Maybe not, they are all merry after all! Bus pass! No you get a marvellous pension that wouldn't keep a goldfish alive for a week! (ohhhh  was that a touch of cynasism?sp)
We don't inherit the earth, we only borrow it from our children.
Blog: http://www.nonsuchgardening.blogspot.com/

Garden Manager

#52
December 20, 2003, 01:42:11 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Welcome 'lish.

things might liven up now you're here.

Just thinking about going to bed actualy

budgiebreeder

#53
December 20, 2003, 01:43:51 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
I hope you are'nt suggesting that i take more than one man home with me .The neighbours would have a field day in the morning.Still i suppose i could let them put one by one.mmmmmmmm let me think about this someone did say something about debauchery.should read out not put. too many drinkypoos
Earth fills her lap with treasures of her own.

Hugh_Jones

#54
December 20, 2003, 01:43:57 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Good idea Richard.  You`ll feel better in the morning

Hugh_Jones

#55
December 20, 2003, 01:45:49 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Take two fellows BB.  You can always pretend that you`re just seeing double.

Mrs Ava

#56
December 20, 2003, 01:48:08 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Nite then Richard   :)

Garden Manager

#57
December 20, 2003, 01:48:10 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
You trying to get rid of me Hugh?

I only said i wa thinking about it when Lishka arived. Hoping she might liven things up a bit. Probably wrong there.

Still I could go to bed - nothing growing on that bed in the lottie is there. Thought i might take a female freind for a (tiring) tour of the place

budgiebreeder

#58
December 20, 2003, 01:49:43 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Now i dont want anyone to think i'm being greedy but if Hugh says it will be ok then i'm sure as an upright citizen he must be right,and also must be obeyed.
Earth fills her lap with treasures of her own.

ava_banana

#59
December 20, 2003, 01:50:45 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Where's the queue BB................... ::)
....we are all visitors to this earth........enjoy your stay.....:)

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