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I'm sure that most of us get emails from companies that we've ordered from.  Right now my inbox is cluttered with hopeful Valentine's Day suggestions.

Interflora and Flowers Direct?  Perfect.  Amazon, eBay, Kodak, IWOOT?  Fair enough.

But I've just got an email from a firm called John Norris of Penrith from whom I've bought fishing waders in the past, suggesting that the perfect Valentine's gift for my OH would be a nice ladies' camouflage jacket.

Who says romance is dead, eh?

Anyone else got silly Valentine's suggestions?

I got taken to an engine rebuilders for valentines :o :o :o

It was my engine being rebuilt though   :D :D :D

Interflora etc is NOT a suitable valentines present supplier, where's the soil or compost? How am I ment to grow and/or eat that? What sort of present do you call that.