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Hi all I'm off to Bornemouth at the end of the month, the  annual golfing jolly boys outing, so if you live in the area lock up your mums and pets.  ;D ;D ;D  :-* 

will miss you, corny, we're off to filey  ;D

The long haired general has said i have to have a week in Lough Links with the eldest and grandson, Apart from the bairn i have this premonition that i am going to boared out of my tiny brain.

Not another bloomin holiday Kev. :o You must be raking in the ackers mate!

I am surprised you can go away with all that horse/mares tail to dig up.  Hope it was you that had it, don't mean that, hope it wasn't you.  I am going to France in a weeks time and it is the wrong time of the year to be going away, all that watering and looking after the plants.  Don't trust anyone else to do it.  My brother lives in Bournemouth, better warn him.

Is filey abroard, Davey you'll love it probably stay for another week, Shirl I'm bloody skint and I aint been away since Easter, Borlotti you water mine and I'll water yours, I keep promising to come to your site and blimey were only about a mile apart I will deffo sort that out one Saturday, I might even bring you a bit of marestail, just get the best china out, mines a cold beer. Theres a few on here from around the Bournemouth area now I don't want you fighting over who's going to put me up for the night.  ;D ;D ;D     :P       :-*

ah i wondered why all the roads out of town were so jammed today... ;D.

No one tell the council, they'll be down to his plot to change the locks...... ;D

I reckon he's spendin the money that he's saved over the years from not paying his allotment rent ;D

and stay away from the Naturist Beach.

things are bad enough as it is

Cheeky gits,  ;D          RT if the weathers hot enough I might give the old nudie beach a go, mind you last time I did it I went and caught crabs. :-[   
Shirl your ment to be writing letters and banners of support not letting on that I've knocked them a few times.  :-X
CC  I hope you asked before you stole the spade out of the skip, we wouldn't want the old bill finding out would we.  ;)
Ahhh    the lovely Sarah is that a code for....You can doss down on my sette, hows the equaly lovely Emmy do you still see her, we could all meet up and go line dancing.:P
       ;D ;D ;D

Hope you have got your bath chair ready as I hear it is very popular to have races along the sea front in Bournemouth.

;D ;D ;D

Your correct Borlotti there are a lot of wrinklys in Bournemouth in fact you and Shirl would be right at home, :P  but there is also a young uni lot and thats the sort of crowd I hang with.   ;D ;D ;D   :-*

Have a great time, don't people go to uni at 18, you have showed your age on your profile, not too long to go before you are a wrinkly.  Don't mock us poor OAP's or I will hit you with my stick.

Oi ! i was born here in Bournemouth !! its known as little London and Frid/Sat nights the town is heaving !
Now where was it i was off to at the end of the month  ;D
You got my number Kev so if you dont mind 5 mad big dogs and 2 big humans your welcome to come for a night and a curry but DONT bring me any more mairs tail i got enough of my own ta  ;D

Just enjoy yerself mate and have one for me

Well I'm off tomorrow morning and back Sunday night any takers for a bit of W&W.  ;D ;D ;D