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I can sort-ov remember posting the culling pigeons thread in the Watershed praps? it got sent me & was too good not to share. Thanks for the reminder ;D  ;D  ;D

Just now, tho, while me Pigs Trotter's been boiling dry in the kitchen without the fan on, resulting in all me sticky-onny hooks coming off the walls and the pans and utensils there crashing down, been re-reading the Littlest Pumkin thread.....thanks Katy for finding and posting it 8)

Jeannine....another laugh for today with memories of that? Hope so!!

Lottie names was me,;ll find it XX Jeannine

I am hyperventilating  :o

NINE MONTHS IN THERAPY to get over this and Jeannine BUMPS IT  ;D

hope the therapy wasn't too expensive, cus i'm not sure erm if it worked  ;D

It worked to a CERTAIN extent RT. I was able to look at tinsel for a whole TEN MINUTES before I was referred for ECT.

only 89 days to go!

have you thought of turning Jewish?

Even if I did it wouldn't deter my mother.

what's the difference between a Jewish mother and a rottweiler?

eventually a rottweiler lets go

well I often think of turning Jewish when Slade starts coming on in the shops. I mean, what have I got to lose?

Oh gee, I am so sorry Trixie....not.!!

XX Jeannine

No wonder I get out the country every Christmas with people like Trixie

Where do you keep it the rest of the year?

Any normal Thursday you will find me down the dole office bluffing mi way out of work ;D

That completes the picture.

Why not I have paid my 43 years stamps in to this system, why pay any more in?, I screw them for what I can get and I'm not even 15 and pregnant ;)

I do not believe a word of it Mr Smith.You are a wind up merchant. :)

Yep, but not one of the best I fear..

Betula, I have paid in 43 years stamps and a little bit more on the top and yes I might be winding folk up but I do still work part time and the the first time I take the pee out of this great  country will be the first being having served in the Brit army

 ;D ;D ;D ;D.....the very thought of Mr Smith with a f*g and a pushchair, wearing a mini skirt and tiny t shirt so his gut hangs out, marching along the high street has sent me upstairs to do the ironing. :o ;D

Emaggie, I'm not some Essex Minger but I do like your description of one, do you have a personal problem you want to tell me about  ;D

To date I've paid 49 years worth of stamps and am still paying. I also served my time in the forces. (4 years active service in among). SO what's new? Everyone does their bit one way or another.