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Thats right, you just carry on taking the P. There is a thing called adult abuse nowadays and I could report you to my ol lady who spends her working day sorting out these issues.

But I have a better plan. When you are driving down the road at 20mph cause there are some trailer trash slowing everything up. Just look through the back and if you see a chandelier swinging its ACE's revenge.

Hahahaha, The red chandalier!!!! An iconic symbol of good taste and judgement, how is it these days?!?!

Ace,
        Start to look a little closer to home buddy before you have a go at Mr Smith, it just proves the point that some can post anything they like and its funny ha ha ;D

Quote from: ACE on August 26, 2008, 19:13:05


But I have a better plan. When you are driving down the road at 20mph cause there are some trailer trash slowing everything up. Just look through the back and if you see a chandelier swinging its ACE's revenge.

Is chandelier the name of the horse that pulls ya van ??? ;D ;D

Quote from: froglegs on August 27, 2008, 09:27:57

Quote from: ACE on August 26, 2008, 19:13:05


But I have a better plan. When you are driving down the road at 20mph cause there are some trailer trash slowing everything up. Just look through the back and if you see a chandelier swinging its ACE's revenge.

Is chandelier the name of the horse that pulls ya van ??? ;D ;D

and hey! if so, tell us your route, will ya? We'll be there with our shovels and bukkits 8)....if yer orse is anything like you ACE, it'll be full of High Quality Horse****  ::) ;)

You ain't still trying to kid us you still have some of those 'free' buckets in one piece.

Ace don't drive around Soho at night with that red chandelier, they'll think you've got a brothel on wheels.   :o     :P     ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   :-*

Quote from: cornykev on August 27, 2008, 19:59:41
Ace don't drive around Soho at night with that red chandelier, they'll think you've got a brothel on wheels.   :o     :P     ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   :-*

;D ;D ;D

..and that you're pimping for your missus :o

 ;D

...or that you are part of some obscure carnival?!

;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Just got this and though you might want the info

Tastelondon card - one months free trial with Time Out

Time Out are giving away one months free membership (worth around £5.80 as a 12 month membership costs £69.95) to the tastelondon diners card which entitles you to loads of 50% offs and 2for1s in over 500 restaurants all over London and the Home Counties. Whats more, you won't have to hand over your direct debit details once the free month is complete.

Visit the Time Out website, click on 'take advantage of this exclusive deal', and insert your details, once registered your card will arrive in the post. To get your discount, check out which restaurants are participating and mention your tastelondon card when calling for your reservation. Watch out for the restrictions though as some restaurants do not accept the card on Friday and Saturday nights.

You're a diamond Cam,  I have just blagged one, that will save me a few bob when I take her out. It will make a change of the 2 for 1 at sainsburys.

Sainsburys :o :o had ya down for a Lidl man ;).

That's good, Cam. Just ordered one myself!

Lidls! I have an idea she goes in there sometimes. Although I do use them in Germany. But strictly Sainsburys for me. Until Waitrose opens up over here.

Quote from: ACE on August 27, 2008, 16:11:32
You ain't still trying to kid us you still have some of those 'free' buckets in one piece.

Oi you! Don't you go casting nasturtiums on the Quality of my FREE CO-OP BLACK BUKKITS :o (although I've got some trailing ones in 2 of mine atm, come to think of it..) AND I've requested a name change from Dan, so once he's got on top of it, I'll expect the appropriate deference both to my status and my CO-OP FREE BLACK BUKKITS from you at all times, please, Mister ACE. ;)

Hi Ace

Everything you wanted to know about the cost of travel in London and how to pay for it - enjoy ;D

http://www.tfl.gov.uk/assets/downloads/guide-to-fares-and-tickets-08-01-02.pdf

As Cam has already said as pay as you go Oyster is the best bet - but Mrs ACE must remember to swipe in (on buses- lots of Inspectors out there) and out (if you venture into the depths of the underground - otherwise she will be charged the full fare)

Might 'see' you on the 507 :D

and be nice to the bus drivers my dads one :) He drives a bendy bus :)

At last a sensible answer and information. Thank you smp.

Be nice to bus drivers?   I always do when I'm on the bus, but not so nice when I'm in my van, specially when the bar stewards pull out in front of me.

ace did you have a nice time?