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my suitcases have not arrived back from my holiday yet and not only were the majority of my best clothes in there (summer most of them and probably not gonna be needed any more this year lol) but my only belt was there i nearly lost my jeans in the garden today, (better fitting pair are in the case lol)

What's yer belly size? Bet yer bigger than me....if not I'll lend you one with a nudy bint on it!

oh me belly size is deffo bigger then yours but what is a nudy bint please?  ;D

A nudy Bint is.....Woah!.....is this site public domain.........?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Debs if you've seen one nudy bint you've seen 'em all........you're a nurse aren't you ;)?

Just use some baler twine: the traditional solution to a no-belt situation.  :D