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The other night my old man sent me out for a bucket of beer, on the way back who should i meet but arry hawkins, he grabbed my behind, shoved  me against a tree, had his wicked ways then wiped his lolly on me drawers urinated in the old mans beer then walked off whistling..god save the queen


yes i  have met arry hawkins

Too much sunshine yesterday by any chance?

The only 'arry Hawkins I know of was with Tom Pearce going to widdecombe Fair  ;D,
BUT... do you know Lipstick Liz was in the biz, that's the oldest known in history? She had a lot of fancy rags, of her form she made no mystery.....etc.
Deffo summer madness here Mike ;D