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Time for a new laugh... so if you where a veggie what would you be.

Are you a string bean, tall and slender.

Perhaps you are a pumpkin,chubby and cute all round

An onion, nothing up top but fat at the bottom.

A cabbage perhaps,bit floppy on the outside but all heart.

Maybe you are a small pepper, you look innocent enough but boy can you are fiery inside.

Come on I dare you,

XX Jeannine

;D ;D

I'm a small pepper, /shades x

I'd be a spud - because I love then!

LOuise

I'd be a spud, my favourite veggie, probably a Red Duke Of York. I'm pretty thick-skinned, and, like the freshly planted seed potatoes, there's a lot  more going on below the surface, than first seems. :)

Para cress... just plain akward... leave a bad taste in the mouth and have to be different...
::)

A mushroom. Kept in the dark and fed b*ll**it!

Emma Jane here (wish I knew what my password was!)

A chilli pepper (Although isn't that a fruit)  Small and firey! Hot & spicy.  ;D

You saucy little minx EJ :D

A broad bean for that cosy bed they live in!!

def a onion looks green on top but got a solid large base seems quite tough but can go mushy can be thought of as bland but can be fiery if snapped at and!!
OH just said i make him weep wot does he mean?
marg ;D

Sweetcorn - or at least the a corn cob - OH says I'm sweet (aaah) but I know some of the lines I feed him are plain corny, hair often resembles the frazzled tassels and I am definitely plump and well rounded  ;)

A globe artichoke.....  you would have to take your time savouring the outside leaves before you got to the best bit  :-[ Am I really going to post this ??? Yup

I think it would be a brussel sprout. Green is my favourite colour and like brussels I like to be on steady ground and firmly planted (bit of a control freak).  I too have lots of plumpy bits (did I really admit to that?)  ;D

By the way, Hi to Wicker, nice to see you back. Hope things are good with you! busy_lizzie

A sugar snap pea. x

I think i would be an onion :-)

DONKEY: OK, Let me get this straight. You're gonna go fight a dragon... and rescue a princess, just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp... which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place. Is that about right?

SHREK: You know what? Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.

DONKEY: I don't get it Shrek. Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him? You know, throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grind his bones to make your bread, you know, the whole ogre trip.

SHREK: Oh, I know what. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village. And put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you?

DONKEY: Uh, no, not really, no.

SHREK: For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.

DONKEY: Example?

SHREK: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.

DONKEY: [Sniffs] They stink?

SHREK: Yes. No!

DONKEY: They make you cry?

SHREK: No!

DONKEY: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sprouting' little white hairs.

SHREK: No! Layers! Onions have layers! Ogres have layers! Onions have layers.
You get it? We both have layers. [Sighs]

DONKEY: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. [Sniffs] You know, not everybody likes onions. Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.

SHREK: I don't care... what everyone likes. Ogres are not like cakes.

DONKEY: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.

SHREK: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye-bye. See ya later.

how did you remember all the lines, cambourne, I love the shrek films, I think donkey's the best in the first but I like the (bad), good fairy in the second..I think I'm a cauliflower, hiding under the leaves  :)

google is wonderful :)

I would be a hunderd weight pumpkin  ;D as wide round as i am tall  ;D    ;D

Well inside I am a cougette, but externally I am more like a Marina Di Choggia. XX Jeannine,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Cambourne, that made me laugh! I thought for a moment you were freakish memory person like my sister who can quote verbatim virtually any scene from film or comedy show! The rest of us rely on google!!  8)