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I just have to ask this because I feel that I'm losing the spark.

If I make another 5 years, as opposed to your 21, I won't feel hard done by.

What do you take for it? A secret elixir? But please don't tell me clean living or wrap up warm!!

Trust in God and keep ya bowels open. ;)

Tim

I get it now - at first I thought "OMG he's had enough" - then I had a look at Amazin's profile

Secret elixir? more likely a typo..........

The secret is in the signature.  ;D

He seems to have discovered the philosopher's stone.