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QuoteYou get Top-Up cards on Superheroes' expense account.

There's a Superhero expense account :o ??? :o

All the years I have been putting my spandex tights on my credit card!!! I'm off to sign up for one now.

Gherkin Girl :-*

Gherkin Girl!

The Superheroes' expense account was mentioned in the original paperwork we sent to you regarding initiation into our exclusive band of people trying to save the world  ::)

We asked you to supply VAT receipts for all expenses and also asked you to keep your mobiles topped up at all times (unlike Cornykev)

May I remind you about the nature of 'expenses':

NOT egg sandwiches from the Co-Op or petrol - you have flying powers/do not need your car and packed lunches before you leave home are easily done the night before

You MAY claim for lycra outfits if they become damaged on sharp objects such as blackberry bushes/barbed wire. However, we will inspect every rip and tear for evidence of trying to put a false claim in for lycra damage.

May The Farce Be With You  ;D Let's be careful out there.

Lois XXX

Lois

does this mean we have some sort of public liability insurance too? You wouldnt believe the amount of times I have had to pay for someones parsnips that were so thin I mistook them for bindweed roots :o. There I am using all the superpower I can muster to wrench these wicked things out of the ground, when along comes a disgruntled lottie owner, screaming obscenities at me.

Well, after consulting the Superhero Handbook of Offensive Weeds, I eventually realise my mistake (theirs really, as they havent been adding enough organic matter to fatten the poor things up :-\) Do you realise how much the shops charge for replacement parsnips. There's not even a Superhero discount :(

Unfortunately, I have no record of the Lycra capes and tights that I have ruined on brambles, and rusty nails sticking out of sheds,trying to get away from the lottie owners. As you know, they are made from lycra of vegetable origin, and were immediately put on the compost heap, along with all VAT reciepts.

Gherkin Girl :-*

Topped up phone would you believe I forgot to put it on charge, I now have a low BATtery.I have been naughty with my shopping expenses with a few extra treats a nice bit of BATternburg cake and fishnet tights I know I shouldn't but they go so well with the outfit.   ;D ;D ;D :-*

Quotefishnet tights I know I shouldn't but they go so well with the outfit.

You're telling me, Beetroot Batman ;D ;D ;D.I particularly like the courgette green ones on you. Nearly turned my head from Robin Reliant Radish when I saw you wearing them :-* :-* :-*

I too have dabbled in the odd pea netting tights, having a penchant for the ruby chard red ones ;D ;D ;D

Gherkin Girl :-*

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