Allotments 4 All

:) ;)KT,  What about non celebrity allotmenteers for a reality show.

A group of lotties from all over the country are thrown together to live in a giant shed for 6 months.  Some veggies are already growing in the ground, you have to live off them and others that you grow.  But its not all plain sailing as the show takes a twist.  Professional burglars are sent in at night to rob tools, veggies, and all sorts go missing.  So they have to work out a rota to stay up all day and night, if nothing gets robbed in a 36 hour period, the veggies and tools are returned.  This task is called Thieving Bas*ards.  There will be daily allotment quizzes, treats for correct answers and punishments for wrong answers.  Like standing in a barrel of slugs or your fellow lotties will bury you up to your neck in fresh manure (15 minutes old from the cows bum).  Flies are everywhere, up your nostrils but your hands are buried.  Ahhhhh! 

Two teams are sent a task to go their separate ways, they have to locate a skip and they have one hour to raid the skip and make something with their findings.  SKIPTASTIC, we'll call that one. 

I could go on, but what ideas do you have for the show and what titles would you give your tasks and what skills would you bring to the house, I mean shed.  Please people, keep it clean.

yes one luxury shed with money to spend on stuff and the other a cheap shed with only a small amount of money to get seeds etc....

Quote from: cornykev on December 18, 2006, 21:21:18
:) ;)KT,  (15 minutes old from the cows bum).   Please people, keep it clean.

Put me down for a bit of non-celibate stuff in the shed.

Any volunteers for the toblerone scoffing contest.

Communal C*ck Up......all the men stand round the compost heap & simultaneously wee on it. The one who hits the highest  is the winner.

Putting up a second hand greenhouse without instructions and only one ladder, real group challenge :P ;D

 :D :D Keep em coming and Alishka ;) keep it clean.  ;) :D ;D :-*

everyone to come on our lottie after dark with torches, the one who collects the most snails, wins and gets to eat them  :P

Quote from: cornykev on December 19, 2006, 15:57:14
:D :D Keep em coming and Alishka ;) keep it clean.  ;) :D ;D :-*

On a lottie? How? OK, Howzabout something challenging and innovative with a water butt & some black buckets then?