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  Met this guy outside girls.....says he is a stowaway from lotties shed down on
  earth...but he used string to get out off shed...soooooo rofpml.

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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D You are so asking for a thwack.....THWACK can we forget the string thing cos I'm due back next week.....poor man....  had you considered pest control on the Moon, DIbs? Meg has really been thinking this out for you, and thinks you may have a problem with levitating snails and slugs......that's my gal!!  ;D ;D ;D

could be a problem lots  ??? ??? lets hope the veg will stay in the ground will just have to weigh the seeds down with lead  ;D ;D ;D might not be a bad thing slugs and snails floating , could always take Bob for pest control

Mmmm....may need chicken poop too.....Bob is getting so excited, bless him, skipping round his little chain... ;D Had PM from Wards, Russ is all packed, she's just sorting out his chocolate drops and says we'l need a cleaning device for some reason.. ???

perhaps we could take Russ as well get him little doggy moonsuit , and he could provide us with good manure  ;D ;D ;D ;D could take a couple of chickens too just in-case

Yup!! He's coming!! He arrived by parcel force this afternoon, suit included! In fact, Wards seemed very keen on the idea......very, very....Mmmm...

Erm..Wards? We are intending for re-entry in late May....once runners and pots in.... but Russ will get a certificate, and his own fan club and I know you'll be sooo pleased to have him back with you.... ;D

  Thinking of your carpets ain't you Wardy chuck !!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Aww Wards!! His little ears have pricked up and he's so excited....erm....what's he doing to my Ficus???  ??? No Russ....bad dog...here have a choc drop.....you shouldn't have done that in your helmet!!!  :o

Wardy. Would you like to adopt Elsa? I think you will feel lonely without Russ :) :)

Does she have a space suit Lorna? We have room for one more little one...but better hurry with posting, lift off is tonight....Russ had a good night Wards.....I on the other hand, spent it washing me Ficus and chasing him round the bedroom, he's speedy isn't he... ;D Oh yes, please send carpet shampoo... ::)
Think we also need a robot, Dibs...they always have a robot...

hey wardy you might want russ back, ;D  as he is going to be famous first dog on  moon,  ;D ;D ;D lets hope poor russ can fly to space without the help of lots Dms  ;D ;D

lots spoke to Tesco this morning they are very interested in moon veg ,  ;D ;D ;D think there is going to be bit of a battle between them and asda very interrested to , i recken veg prices are going to rocket  ;D ;D

UC. Have just been out and bought a space suit for her (in case Wardy won't adopt her)


WardyYou are the first in the queue for adoption but can't keep the other people waiting much longer..ARE YOU GOING TO ADOPT HER OR NOT?

Wardy. Just one last endearing habit she has (well the only one really) she would travel very well even to outer Mongolia ;D I am only joking really (I think!!) wouldn't part with her for all the tea in china..She is lovely really,but she does insist on being one foot from me, can't even go to the loo without finding her outside toilet door waiting!!

So Elsa's not coming then.... ::) Dibs!! Room for the plumber.. ;D and thanks for the info after posting him, Wards. Spent most of the night with pillow, duvet and bucket on head, he's a jumpy little thing isn't he!!
Well done on getting the Teso contract, Dibs...have you included rocket fuel in estimate? And shall we aim for about 8ish for blast off? I need to hoover first and shampoo Russ.....I really do....is a very enclosed space... :P

  If russ's poop floats which I am assuming it will..weightlesness you see  ::) ::)
  does that not mean you will be in it over your necks  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

  Ohhhhhhhhhhhh not the poooooooop....nooooooooooooooooooo lots has a
  liking for home made bread.....mind you it might spread just like marmite !!!!!
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Just polishing the rocket....it's very shiney!! I've gone off marmite, Jags, very strange......and Offal sandwhiches, Mmmmm......my favourite... :-\

THREE HOURS TO LIFT OFF,TELESCOPE AT THE READY

Hey, when is take off??????  I got an ex  flight engineer who would help you lot on your way.  I am sooooooooo  wishing he could join you.  His head is up in the clouds anyways, so here he is woooooooooooooshhhhhh.......   and he likes dogs.

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