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Bit miffed here, cat got up an left right in the middle of a stern finger waggling and one of my "I'm serious looks.."
Mineral water please......OMG!! NNNNNNNNooooooooooooo... funny 5 mins.....2 bottles of white, please...
Lorna, the job is yours matey! I've got to chase Jags round the site and beat him into submission...
Oh and Val...just read a post......
Wards, what about the one under the tree? Or am reaching here..

don't talk to me about surprises under the tree!  Dog has Montezuma's due to someone's carelessness with choccies  >:(

Wardy Please stop! After falling about over your other post my sides are aching.Have you ever thought of going on the stage. I guarantee ypu would make more money than running your B & B.  Dawn French, Joan Rivers  move over!!
Hope that tree is strong, is he a big lad?

I was once accused of being like Jenny Eclair  >:(        ;D

Erm... I've been avoiding it, but I can't stop myself....who?

me!

Sigh...I know you....but who the eck is Jenny Eclair?  ::)

Blonde bird, lotsa make-up and strange glasses

Wardy or Jenny Eclair...... ;D

flippin eck don't get in trouble with Wardy  ;D shes aving a bad day ...................................................I mean Jenny Eclair ofcourse :)

Hide me!!!