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  I understood it jack....clear as a bell...but then am scottish too...
  maybe wardy n lottie are having blonde senior moments  ;D ;D ;D
  am running...before they get me.. :P :P :P :P :P

laffs out loud @ Lottie

jaggy, I think it's a conspiracy to undermine my lateral thinking ability coz, as you know, women only think in straight lines  ..... *slams door behind him as he runs out*

Jags, am not blonde!! And, I'm nippy!!! Aiken, when I unveil my creation, you will be in awe.... you're just jealous cos you know mine's gong to be better than yours.... ;D ;D ;D ;) and am also using 12x5x76 for greater impact....

Your Scottish English is at fault AD!  You should have said take four plastic milk containers, eg a 6 pint, a 4 pint,  a 2 pint and a one pint.  Then we would have known what you were talking about.  You HAVE to be specific not WOOLLY minded as possibly you were last evening for some reason .........

76's were made illegal last year by the Health & Safety Standards Institute !  :P   :P   :P

wardy, so far 3 people understood what I meant, and 3 didn't  ... the defence rests.     ;D

Oh does it!  No, it's your fault entirely for being vague.  Had you been more specific then there would have been no room for doubt.  You are guilty as charged.  Confess  ;D

wardy, I have decided to take legal advice on this matter. Expect a letter from my lawyer ....

I hate to tell you this AD but in a former life I was a lawyer.  Hope you got all your facts and a fat wallet.  Your only chance mate is a plea of insanity.  Take that!  ;D

Unfortunately I can't plead insanity, I've got a letter from my psychiatrist to say I'm OK now, and this really nice Nurse that gives me my tablets says I'm getting better and better every day now  .....

Hey!! Over here!!! Will you two stop bickering and help me get untangled and unstuck..... have gone a bit overboard with sellotape here.... erm.... so there's no wood then? Just milk cartons?? Oh for Gods' sake!!! Have to pop to shop now, am outa glue!!!  ::) ::)

Use whatever you like Lotttie, as long as the container(s) is/are the main feature    {:¬)#

Friendly competition eh. 

Lottie I'm focussing my artistic talents into fashioning a guillotine type construction.  Ouch just cut my finger there .....

was that the finger you were waving at me wardy ?   :P

Exactly AD!  Just make sure you don't stick that neck of yours out too far  :o

Aahhhhh .... divine intervention again, vengance is mine  ....

Wardy and Lottie shall we humour him? Poor thing is just having a bad day ::) ::) ::)(bet he loves it really) Lottie you had better come up with something good. :D

Like a good dough .. Aiken rises above it all     {:¬)#

And in the words of Elvis....Thank you very much....am just having quick word with Aiken's doc.... ;D ;D ;D