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exfoliation  wardy!-thass wot you need..... ;)
mine are growing in a south facing bath(of soil..we are having to get a strip wash in the horse trough.)

nothing new there then ;D

but they are  growing a bit-

wrapping it round raw fish will make it taste better.

yes-wrap it round some sushi,garnish with parsley.place neatly in the bin and go down the chippy ;D ;D ;D

then you will be beautiful.
ahem...even MORE beautiful wardy!

bloomin parky it is here....

Quote from: wardy on November 25, 2005, 16:02:26
Ey up Kits I'll have you know that I am the proud owner of a new exfoliating machine and all the potions that go with it nah then!  No batteries like  ;D  It was a pressie.  Would I have bought one meself  ;D

What's that then - an orbital sander?

ohhh clanger-duck sweeetie!

...couldn't you just shave instead? (runs)

are you two tired of living? :o

You lot have got me in stitches now !!!

Derekthefox :D

Who cares what anything has to do with winter lettuces Wardy, this is excellent free entertainment !

Derekthefox :D

poor mrs clanger...

her christmas presents going to be a choice between an orbital sander and a router for those stubborn lines...

clanger!you are spoiling her! ;D


and it has everything to do with winter lettuces..thats clangers christmas dinner once mrs clangers opened her prezzy! >:(

Wardy how could you doubt me. :o Ever wondered why a man's face is so smooth after shaving - not unlike a babe's bot? Sure the bristles have gone, but also any dead layers of skin. Exfolliation par excellence! Having just shaved my facial hair off for the first time in two years I can vouch for this scientific fact.

Apologies always accepted.

...I'm waiting....

dont hold yer breath tm-she's busy with leaves ;D

is that with a good news paper or without ?

QuoteTM   You smarmy git!  I bet you cheated and used orbital sander first and then Gillette's finest and then to catch any stragglers applied some Immac.  "Vanity, vanity, all is vanity" (quo by Wardy from thesis on "How long men spend in the bathroom", Nov 05, pub. Blue Bell)

;D

Actually, I used loppers....