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The script is now complete, so will all those would-be thespians who wish to take part please (having read the script) apply on this thread with brief details of what part they want, and why they want it.

(the most salacious explanations will probably win the parts)

P.S. Whoever gets the part of Maid Marion will have to learn all 61 verses of Eskimo Nell, so as soon as the part is cast I will send this by private message (don`t want everyone else to hear it until the actual performance or it might lose its effect).

  Well I'm ready to start the ball rolling
   Although I'm sure we all hear the stage calling
   Ozzy's the tree 'cos his acting like wood
   Emma Jane as maid Marion will be real good
   Hugh could play the evil sheriff
   and Tim as Prince John will be terriff
   Lishka's bagged the  grassy hummock
   She likes lots of men lying on her stomach!!
   Next we need our dashing hero Robin
   Who needs to be able to set thighs throbbing
    Eric for that has been suggested
    (but before we say yes he needs to be vetted!)
    Doris Pinks is keeping her allotment
    Until the sheriff ruins her contentment
    We must not forget admin Dan
    He can be Reg the Veg man
    As for me I'll be an old hag
    and sit in the wings with a glass and a f*g!