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you should ahve him shaking in his boots  ::) ::) ::)

I have had to smile at all you ladies and your perceptions of us mere males.

Keep it up lads ....we've got 'em totally fooled  ;D

Derek

Don't be so sure Derek, us woman know what you man are all about , :o :o :o :o  its us women that have you man fooled  ;D ;D ;D

Bless him....She says, shaking her head fondly....You have to give him credit for blind optimism though, Dibs...!!  ;)  Lottie  ;D

I learnt the basics of married life very early on...simple.

If the woman of the house is happy then the house is happy.... if she's not... DUCK!

I have years of experience at nodding and saying yes in all the right places...and I've survived!  Do we get a badge for that sort of thing?

I admit I have sailed close to the wind on occasions and as I am getting older I now have the added advantage of being able to pretend to have fallen asleep.  ;)

Derek

Even being agreeable can get dangerous with those female types though Derek!   I am forever being asked "Are you listening or just making all rhe right noises"  :-\     One day she''' find out Im rarely listening ;D ;D   So who's controlling who...........?  lol

So...let me sum up, Derek (I'll get to you in a minute, Icy... ::))....you go out of your way to keep a woman happy, pretend to be asleep which is lovely cos we then get to be in charge of TV controls for once  ::) and we're losing out how?!?!?!  ;) Lottie

Hi All can i say a few words,
All mans problems was caused in the first five years of his life,
Why you might ask- because he was raised by a woman,
byee
windy :o ;D ;D

'The Governor' has the TV controls permanently Lottie...she has her own TV...Much bigger than mine of course.

I am allowed to watch it on occasions  ;) if I have been a good boy.

Now the trick is that by lulling the Governor into a false sense of security I can go down to the lottie for hours on end plus all the other little things I get up to ...such as talking to you lovely ladies and gents on A4A  ;)  ;D

After all the years we have been married we do get on pretty well and I wouldn't swop her....sell her maybe...if the price was right.

She would probably pay to get rid of me though

Derek

Awwww, you're quite sweet really.... ::)! Have to say, Don't watch much TV myself now, eversince they stopped Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I'm at a loss....!! But my OH pretty good too now, took years of training, mind you!!! He looks after kids at the lottie, whilst I dig, pull, hurl etc!! But then again, he does get to eat the fruits of my labours....Not that I'll ever get him to eat my homemade tomato soup again, signed a contract promising never to make it again... ??? Or to enter the kitchen unsupervised..... :-\
Lottie  ;D

Some years ago I was travelling home from a job listening to Radio 4 (well someone has to do it)

The programme was 'Does the team think' where a panel of four well known people answer questions from the audience.'

The question came...

"What does the team think about divorce and have they ever considered it"?

The presenter passed the question to an elderly dowager who had been married for around sixty years..

"Have you ever considered divorce Lady so and so"? he said.

It went quiet for a moment, then a thin wavering voice replied.

"Divorce never....murder many times!"

Now THATS marriage.  ;)  ;D

Thanks for letting me share that little gem with you all

Derek

thats very good Derek , i have a little sign in my garden i picked up from a garden center, its standing in a flower pot and reads husband for sale TV remote included  ;D ;D ;D ;D thought it was brilliant , i don't have alook in with TV changers i am sure they are glued to oh fingers

I'll get them off him after hosing, whilst he in cage, Dibs... ;D, my OH lives in the garage most evenings, supposedly building model planes...but..who knows.. ;) Perhaps he's really a criminal mastermind  :o.....Naaaaaah!! LOL Lottie  ;D

my oh just lives in front the telly every evening ,i hate telly makes you brain dead  ;D ;D ;D they only time he moves is to go fishing  :o :o :o

lottie have to put hidden camera in gargage to see what oh is really up to

Well while on signs my favourite is....

"Around here I have very responsible position......whenever something goes wrong I'm somehow responsible!!"

....still at least I know my place   ::)

'bout time......  ::);) ;D

i will second that lottie  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well, Dibs, sometimes, it does take these men a while to realize who really wears the trousers........ ;) ;D ;D ;D

QuoteWell, Dibs, sometimes, it does take these men a while to realize who really wears the trousers........

Cross-dresser's eh?
No wonder we're confused?
                             
;D ;D ;D ;D

Food for thought....

When I was a youth the ladies always wore dresses.

Over the years they have taken to wearing trousers... does this make them transvestites?  ;)

When men take on wearing dresses that is how they are referred!.... unless you happen to be North of the Border of course

Derek