How do men do it?

[Gadget]

Can anyone tell me how men manage to have a shower in less than 10 minutes?

I spend 5 minutes getting the thing to warm up only to then spend 5 minutes trying to get it to the right temperature, and this before I even get in it? :-\ 

[Gadget]

[GRACELAND]

jump in  put shower on feet till temp is right  - wet body and hair  soap all over  wash hair rinse off  done

mind you son  can be in shower over 30 mins  ;D

[grannyjanny]

It's me that complains. I have a 'quick lick' & OH takes an age. He does wash his hair every time though.

[Gadget]

jump in  put shower on feet till temp is right  - wet body and hair  soap all over  wash hair rinse off  done

I think it would take me all day to get over the shivery stage on that on  :)

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It's me that complains. I have a 'quick lick' & OH takes an age. He does wash his hair every time though.

....mind you Granny that is pretty impressive talk about girl power. :)

[Bugloss2009]

not only that, but i'm sure a lot of men save even more time by having a wee while they're ar it. WHo said men can't multitask?  :o

[GRACELAND]

not only that, but i'm sure a lot of men save even more time by having a wee while they're ar it. WHo said men can't multitask?  :o

:o :o :o :o :o

How Rude

;D ;D ;D

[Gadget]

that is so wrong!!!! think I'll be buying bleach based cleaning products from now on.... ;D ;D

[GRACELAND]

that is so wrong!!!! think I'll be buying bleach based cleaning products from now on.... ;D ;D

and me   ;D

[Bugloss2009]

admit it, you're only  jealous

[grannyjanny]

No we're not jealous, we are Laaaaaaaaadies. ;D ;D ;D. I have just cleaned the bathroom with bleach based cleaner, just in case ;).

[Gadget]

admit it, you're only  jealous

I am jealous of many things like Elle McPherson's legs, Adele's voice and of any woman that goes out with George Clooney but I can honestly say I'm not jealous of piddling in the shower  ;D  ;D  ;D

[goodlife]

Laaaadddiiiiieeees..urea is used in hand and foot creams..you are smearing it all over yourself anyway..so little 'splash' in shower only does good for you. :-X ;D
No I'm not refering to golden showers... ::)

[BarriedaleNick]

10 mins in a shower is an age  :o
2 mins tops and that includes a wee!!  ;)

[Bugloss2009]

here;s a bit of fun, laadies. Why not ask your OH if he;s ever had a wee in the shower, and see how many of them come over all shifty looking

[gp.girl]

here;s a bit of fun, laadies. Why not ask your OH if he;s ever had a wee in the shower, and see how many of them come over all shifty looking

Just asked him and he said eeeeyoh or some thing like that and anyway its baths around here  :)

I can get up, loo, bath, dress and clean teeth before he's got to the bathroom  ::)

[grawrc]

I have more problems with people who wee in the swimming pool..... :-X  ...at least in the shower it goes straight down the drain not straight in your mouth.

[Jeannine]

Excuse me...but who said piddling in the shower was limited to men.

I take about 2 minutes in the shower including  shampooing my long hair, no soap just shower stuff that does body and hair.

No electric showers here just a fitting in the bathroom from the hot water sytem, turn on ther tap it runs into the bath, pull a thingy up and it comes from the shower fitting so temp is adjusted before I get in.

John on the other hand stands there for ages and soaks...

XX Jeannine

[cornykev]

I'm out in under 5, thats a wash and a wee, it saves flushing the loo, I look on it as saving water.  :P

[dtw]

Women wee in the shower too, wasn't there that girl off Big brother who did?

A nice long bath for me, and no weeing in it.  :-X

[ACE]

Like Kev, I'm in and out like a flash. Peeing in the shower saves her constant moaning about missing the bowl ;)