They are not penises like I've ever seen before.....

[Squash64]

Oh good lord, I was having a quick look at the site from my phone on the way home from work (hoping that all was still calm!!) and I saw this title and thought, oh no! A porn attack! LOLOL.  The replies are giving me a chuckle  ;D

When I posted it, I included the real word for a p***s, but because of the dodgy language rule, it got changed to 'thingy' which made me laugh even more because I'd written "p***s thing" and it was changed to "thingy thing".
It also made me laugh that it's ok to write about lots of penises as in the title,  but not one on its own.
I don't think any of what I've just written makes much sense, but I know what I mean.

[Squash64]

[Squash64]

Think they're a bit disadvantaged compared to these....

In the width department maybe, but my penises are much longer........... ;D

[Squash64]

Think they're a bit disadvantaged compared to these....

In the width department maybe, but my penises are much longer........... ;D

OMG I can't believe I've just written that, it makes it seem like I've got multiple penises. 

[Jeannine]

The lady on the left looks like she is in shock.. cos she probably didn't think you had any!!

I think the one on the far right of the hand looks guilty..what he "been up to|"

Do they come in blue?

XX Jeannine

[manicscousers]

OMG, nearly wet myself laughing  ;D ;D ;D

[Jeannine]

Lets hope they don't

[lorna]

Squash. You state you have no vast experience but confess HOW MANY have you actually seen?

[Jeannine]

Lorna, I am shocked,from someone as cultured and ladylike as you. Is this going to be a fess up post now we have had show and tell.. :o

You go first eh!!! ::)

XX Jeannine


PS you be careful here squash..I would.. mind you judging by the number of them laid on hand it makes you wonder if they are trophies

[lorna]

OK. Have never grown any so none in my garden, have seen a few in Tesco's and one or two elsewhere LOL
Jeannine ladylike? Are you sure yo are talking about me?

[Borlotti]

I have been to Tescos and never ever seen any penises.  Perhaps I was in the wrong aisle or the right one, depending if you wish to see penises in Tesco.  Thank heaven I shop in Morrisons.

[Squash64]

Squash. You state you have no vast experience but confess HOW MANY have you actually seen?

Well Lorna, I must have seen about 50 penises, and most in the past couple of months. I was quite shocked when I saw the first one but now I take it for granted that I'm going to see new penises every day.  It's fascinating to see the different shapes and sizes, I never realised there would be such variation in them. 

I'm definitely going to spread the word about penises at the allotments and maybe have a competition next year for the best one. I wonder if I could get someone famous to come and judge them?

[Squash64]

I have been to Tescos and never ever seen any penises.  Perhaps I was in the wrong aisle or the right one, depending if you wish to see penises in Tesco.  Thank heaven I shop in Morrisons.

Ah, but did you ask for them at Customer Services?  I'm sure they would have been very helpful and might even have sent an assistant to look for some penises for you.

[shirlton]

Nowt but a load of slappers ;D

[lorna]

I had a brilliant weekend, laughter all the way with our family meetings  and now Squash's post has kept me giggling all week. Thanks Squash and all contributors.

[shirlton]

Well Tony and I went to see Betty (Squash) this morning and I saw the thingies with me own eyes. Had a good firk around on her plot and we came away thinking that she must be a phalic worshipper. Almost everything on her plot looks like meat and two veg. Even her butternut squashes are the longest I have ever seen and they are not too far away from her ball courgettes(sorry don't know the name of them). Her neighbour has a pumpkin growing like a long marrow. I reckon she must be feeding em summat funny.

[Bugloss2009]

Viagra?

[Squash64]

Shirl - you didn't complain when I let you hold one of the penises, did you?  ;)
You told me it was nothing like all the others you'd seen, and Tone agreed with you.
;D ;D

[Jeannine]

There is something a bit weird about this last statement

Two friends  sharing a thingy with one husband  :o

Please don't post a picture of  2 one ball courgettes and a thingy or I will get really worried.

[Unwashed]

Squash, in my house "it's a bit chilly-willy", means "it's a bit cold" - at least it did!

[grannyjanny]

Sorry but unwashed & penises or should it be penii ;D ;D ;D don't go together ;).